Friday Open Thread
March 16, 2012 8:09 AM - CGar

529 comments
March 16, 2012 8:15 AM - CGar
I didn't realize until reading dave's book last night that Pete IS the Monopoly Man.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:15 AM
#1
March 16, 2012 8:21 AM - Deleted
An observation from the get-together.

Note that our three Republicans (myself, DIBS and Legion) came dressed smartly in a sport jacket. (Lech is excused because he was running).

On the other hand, some of our lefties here came dressed in a T-shirt with a bumper-sticker slogan ("Team Chomsky", "Reclaim Wisconsin").

Republicans: we're just so much classier!
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:21 AM
#2
March 16, 2012 8:24 AM - dibs
benson, that didn't go unnoticed by me either.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:24 AM
#3
March 16, 2012 8:32 AM - dibs
Brooklyn Eagle, circa 1915.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:32 AM
#4
March 16, 2012 8:35 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
GM

I haven't had my coffee yet, so do not f*ck with me!

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:35 AM
#5
March 16, 2012 8:41 AM - dibs
Probably grouchier because you actually didn't get f*cked with last night!!!!!

:-P
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:41 AM
#6
March 16, 2012 8:45 AM - dibs
Oh, I forgot, and you can't make your own coffee either.

Rather *rob* like wouldn't you all agree???????
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:45 AM
#7
March 16, 2012 8:48 AM - Slopefarm
LOL, benson. I wore that especially for the amusement of my republican friends. On the other hand:

1. What part of "dive bar" don't republicans understand?

2. I consider it classy to take a shower after exercising before attending a party. Apparently, not all of you republicans feel the same way.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:48 AM
#8
March 16, 2012 8:48 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
That may or may not be closer to the truth, DIBS. But it's far too early for raunch hour, and in any case, I shot my wad of posts last night.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:48 AM
#9
March 16, 2012 8:52 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
HA! Point goes to Slopey!

I made my own coffee, and it turned out very well! And it's not *rob* like, I know how to find the damn beans, grinder and mugs in my own damn kitchen!
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:53 AM
#10
March 16, 2012 8:56 AM - dibs
And yet, we were still the only three who were well dressed.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:56 AM
#11
March 16, 2012 8:59 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
I got several compliments on my leather jacket. : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:59 AM
#12
March 16, 2012 9:01 AM - Arkady
I beg your pardon. I was tastefully dressed in mournful black in honor of Brooklyn's loss on your move. (The Puma designation is required by health & safety regulations.)
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:01 AM
#13
March 16, 2012 9:02 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
But I suppose looking like stodgy old white men in a dive bar is an 'achievement' of sorts, it proves the point that you're all out of touch! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:02 AM
#14
March 16, 2012 9:03 AM - DeLepp
With having Andy on my arm I would say I was best dressed.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:03 AM
#15
March 16, 2012 9:04 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Indeed, you were, delepp, very well turned out!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:04 AM
#16
March 16, 2012 9:08 AM - Slopefarm
"I would say I was best dressed."

And, of course, the award for best undressed goes to a certain cake.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:07 AM
#17
March 16, 2012 9:08 AM - dibs
I'm going to start a daily (or even more) posting of a picture of 1% lifestyle. I hope that it will encourage more people to aspire to that lifestyle and work harder towards that goal, instead of voting Democrat so that the country will continue a downward spiral into mediocrity, welfare and entitlement; all resulting in less than ideal living situations:
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:08 AM
#18
March 16, 2012 9:09 AM - dibs
Oh, and that's a 1931 Cadillac V-16 Fleetwood Town Car with a cane body. It doesn't get more 1% than a Town Car
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:09 AM
#19
March 16, 2012 9:18 AM - CGar
"Lech is excused because he was running"

Typical Republican rationalization.

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:18 AM
#20
March 16, 2012 9:19 AM - CGar
"T-shirt with a bumper-sticker slogan ("Team Chomsky")".

I gave Biff the Team Chomsky t-shirt, benson, so now I'm offended and not speaking to you.
#21
March 16, 2012 9:19 AM - DeLepp
car is gorgeous, house not so much. Too much symmetry, probably why I wasn't a fan of trigonometry .
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:19 AM
#22
March 16, 2012 9:21 AM - CGar
And, I was dressed very nicely in business casual for the occasion. So STFU.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:21 AM
#23
March 16, 2012 9:21 AM - dibs
I like the Georgian symmetry. When one leads a rambunctious lifestyle like you, one needs some symmetry and order, somewhere.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:21 AM
#24
March 16, 2012 9:22 AM - Arkady
That's why they call fuddy-duddy GOP-ers "squares".
#25
March 16, 2012 9:23 AM - DeLepp
So very rich of you, shall I pour another St Germain Lord Crawley?
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:23 AM
#26
March 16, 2012 9:25 AM - dibs
Please do. Nothing like cheap Irish help.

Mother was right that wee need to keep the silver locked up. what with all these irish about.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:25 AM
#27
March 16, 2012 9:27 AM - InsertSnappyNameHere
I had to show cleavage the other night for two reasons.

1. All that dick had to be balanced out
2. Well, I have cleavage even in a turtleneck.

I was a well dressed Independent, ya jackasses!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:27 AM
#28
March 16, 2012 9:28 AM - DeLepp
Another St-Germain and I'll be able to slip your watch effortlessly out of your right pocket.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:28 AM
#29
March 16, 2012 9:28 AM - dibs
Whats' crackin, Snppy????
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:28 AM
#30
March 16, 2012 9:29 AM - InsertSnappyNameHere
Mornin, jackass :-) You're still here? I thought we sent you off the other night...get out!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:29 AM
#31
March 16, 2012 9:29 AM - dibs
I knew it. You can't trust them no further than I can kick this lemon pie.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:29 AM
#32
March 16, 2012 9:33 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
i was going to ask wtf "reclaim wisconsin" meant, but i didnt because i felt like it would have annoyed me lol. oddly i wish some of the moonfaces in nyc WOULD reclaim wisconsin as their places of residence.


*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:33 AM
#33
March 16, 2012 9:35 AM - Slopefarm
Your mastery of vernacular southern speech patterns is most impressive, m'lord.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:35 AM
#34
March 16, 2012 9:37 AM - dibs
Yes, and as bfarwell said, my ability to sing country western too
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:37 AM
#35
March 16, 2012 9:40 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
such TRICKERY! i got my first statement for that care credit card bill for my dentist bill and it says minimum payment : 25 dollars. :-/ how would i pay 439 dollars off in 6 months if i just sent 25 dollars in?! if you miss one payment late by one day or dont pay it off in full in the 6 months, you retroactively get charged and switched over to 29% interest! ouch! and a 30 dollar late fee. why would they make it big and bold and say minimum payment 25 dollars? why cant they just divide 439 by 6 and say THAT is the minimum payment grrr. i hate fridays

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:40 AM
#36
March 16, 2012 9:41 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
one of my facebook friends told me she just got a carecredit card to pay for plastic surgery hahah

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:41 AM
#37
March 16, 2012 9:41 AM - Deleted
"Note that our three Republicans (myself, DIBS and Legion) came dressed smartly in a sport jacket. (Lech is excused because he was running)."

there's other things you three have in common that might explain the "smart" dress
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:41 AM
#38
March 16, 2012 9:42 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Wait, was bfar there???!!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:42 AM
#39
March 16, 2012 9:42 AM - More4Less
Cobble was pretty well dressed or simply looking FINE - should've said that to her as there was no BH around to scare me with "Hey, don't you try hitting on my girl CHINAman"
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:42 AM
#40
March 16, 2012 9:43 AM - Deleted
"such TRICKERY! i got my first statement for that care credit card bill for my dentist bill and it says minimum payment : 25 dollars. :-/ how would i pay 439 dollars off in 6 months if i just sent 25 dollars in"

that's how credit card companies make money.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:42 AM
#41
March 16, 2012 9:43 AM - dibs
I see basic math skills allude you.
#42
March 16, 2012 9:43 AM - dibs
There weren't any credit card companies that took TARP!!!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:43 AM
#43
March 16, 2012 9:44 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
THIS is why i dont take my dog to any dog runs these days. bunch of freaks! does this idiot not understand what dogs DO in dog runs!?!? i already have a mental image of what this person's dog already looks like..

*Legal rights in NYC dog runs

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Any lawyers or well-informed dog owners out there? I've got an important question.

I have a very social dog here in Manhattan and unfortunately I have to take her to the dog run. Not having canine interaction would make her wither and die. And 99% of the time, the dog run is a positive experience.

So now here's the question, what are your rights when a dog consistently attacks yours after you've brought it to the attention of the owner? I recently stopped playing nice and have started going after the dogs myself to protect mine. But I want to make sure that I'm not going to get hit with charges for animal cruelty. Am I within my legal rights to attack a dog that is attacking mine? I've learned the hard way not to expect the aggressive dog's owner to break it up and am fairly liberal with my punches and kicks these days. Luckily it's a very small subsection of the population I'm talking about, but it only takes one bad apples as they say.

I want to make it 100% clear: not going to the dog park is not an option, so please don't let this discussion evolve into a pros and cons of dog parks more generally. All I want to know is can I legally kick a dog that is dragging mine by the neck across the asphalt?



****

*rob*

#44
March 16, 2012 9:45 AM - dibs
dh, three or four more years and you too will be able to successfully match a herringbone tweed jacket with a pair of trousers.

Aspire, my good man, aspire.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:45 AM
#45
March 16, 2012 9:45 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
Legal rights in NYC dog runs

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Any lawyers or well-informed dog owners out there? I've got an important question.

I have a very social dog here in Manhattan and unfortunately I have to take her to the dog run. Not having canine interaction would make her wither and die. And 99% of the time, the dog run is a positive experience.

So now here's the question, what are your rights when a dog consistently attacks yours after you've brought it to the attention of the owner? I recently stopped playing nice and have started going after the dogs myself to protect mine. But I want to make sure that I'm not going to get hit with charges for animal cruelty. Am I within my legal rights to attack a dog that is attacking mine? I've learned the hard way not to expect the aggressive dog's owner to break it up and am fairly liberal with my punches and kicks these days. Luckily it's a very small subsection of the population I'm talking about, but it only takes one bad apples as they say.

I want to make it 100% clear: not going to the dog park is not an option, so please don't let this discussion evolve into a pros and cons of dog parks more generally. All I want to know is can I legally kick a dog that is dragging mine by the neck across the asphalt?
*******




Edited at March 16, 2012 9:45 AM
#46
March 16, 2012 9:46 AM - Slopefarm
lol, rob.

"Republicans: we're just so much classier!"

OK, two final points on blazer-gate:

1. This round of "class" warfare started on the GOP side.
2. Typical, dems and independents run around and do all the organizing and grunt work while republicans complain about how the help is underdressed.

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:46 AM
#47
March 16, 2012 9:46 AM - Deleted
DIBS;

I rather like the inspirational messages you're giving the folks here.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:46 AM
#48
March 16, 2012 9:47 AM - More4Less
Cobble, bfar was mostly standing right behind you - in proximity of your fav Benson hence maybe why you didn't turn around. hehe
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:47 AM
#49
March 16, 2012 9:48 AM - Deleted
Let it also be noted that I tried to be "ecumenical" at the gathering. As witnessed by many, I offered an embrace to Cobble. She spurned me. Others also avoided me.

I tried.
#50
March 16, 2012 9:48 AM - Arkady
Usage & spelling elude the silver spoon set, I guess. Talk about disillusion! I allude, of course, to 9:43.
#51
March 16, 2012 9:49 AM - Slopefarm
Actually, now that I think about it, #2 in my last post is probably the last thing that dibs would complain about.
#52
March 16, 2012 9:50 AM - etson
I would have scruffed up the Republican side of things if I were there.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:50 AM
#53
March 16, 2012 9:50 AM - Arkady
Not one of your finer insights, Slopes.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:50 AM
#54
March 16, 2012 9:50 AM - Slopefarm
That was allude remark, arkady.
#55
March 16, 2012 9:51 AM - Deleted
Yes Etson, we have to have a talk about that. We Republicans have to maintain our standards.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:51 AM
#56
March 16, 2012 9:51 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
I offered an embrace to Cobble. She spurned me.

lol. i got a death glare from her. i was thought, wtf, are we on the set of Gossip Girl?!

*rob*

#57
March 16, 2012 9:52 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Quick! Someone send a tray of brownies over to M4L!! And make it a double!!

M4L, Thank you, dear, I could have used the compliment! At (almost) 50, they come fewer and further apart!

#58
March 16, 2012 9:52 AM - Arkady
But po-rightly done, Slopey.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:52 AM
#59
March 16, 2012 9:53 AM - dibs
Who gives a damn about spelling. I just negotiated my margin rate at Schwab down to 5.75%!!!!!
#60
March 16, 2012 9:55 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
" i got a death glare from her."

YOU DID NOT! You said hello, I said hello, and you ran off somewhere, and I thought I might see you again later to say a proper hello, and then I heard that you'd left! So I say that you did not say a proper hello to ME!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:55 AM
#61
March 16, 2012 9:56 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Ah, was bfar the really tall guy? (And yes, I was possibly maybe perhaps avoiding benson!)
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:57 AM
#62
March 16, 2012 9:56 AM - Legion
Good Morning all,

How come I didn't see *rob* at Montero's?

In the spirit of unity, let me say that it was fun singing "8675309" with slopefarm and biff,
even with the Team Chomsky and Wisconsin T-shirts!
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:56 AM
#63
March 16, 2012 9:56 AM - etson
I'm not 1% enough to trade on margin.
#64
March 16, 2012 9:57 AM - dibs
I think there could be a youtube video entitled "Sh*t Cobble Says" similar to "Sh*t the Dowager Countess Says"
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:57 AM
#65
March 16, 2012 9:59 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
All these allusions are eluding me. (More coffee is clearly needed. Garcon! Garcon! Where is my garcon?!)
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:59 AM
#66
March 16, 2012 9:59 AM - Legion
"Let it also be noted that I tried to be "ecumenical" at the gathering. As witnessed by many, I offered an embrace to Cobble. She spurned me. Others also avoided me.

I tried."

True, benson was offering an olive branch the whole evening.

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:59 AM
#67
March 16, 2012 9:59 AM - dibs
I need someone to come by and clean the silver for me.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:59 AM
#68
March 16, 2012 9:59 AM - Deleted
"I was possibly maybe perhaps avoiding benson!"

Aha! I knew it.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:59 AM
#69
March 16, 2012 10:01 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
I'm usually very nice to benson, in person. I didn't want to get into it that night. And I've said many times to many people that he's very pleasant, friendly and nice, in person.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:01 AM
#70
March 16, 2012 10:03 AM - Legion
I never get to speak to donatella for too long but on Wed. I noticed
that she actually has a charming New York accent!

dibs, as promised, I will bring some cigars next time.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:03 AM
#71
March 16, 2012 10:05 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
i thought donatella had a new orleans accent.

*rob*

#72
March 16, 2012 10:05 AM - rf
Rob, are you bringing Duke to the dog run again?
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:05 AM
#73
March 16, 2012 10:06 AM - More4Less
Cobble, wait, you've never met bfar before??? No, bfar is not the tall dude. He is around Andy's height & build - dude does look like a photographer, artist, etc (has that artist cool look)
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:06 AM
#74
March 16, 2012 10:07 AM - rf
I really should have stayed longer. I must be getting old; the noise really got to me. Should have hung out outside.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:07 AM
#75
March 16, 2012 10:08 AM - dibs
Famous paintings improved by cats....

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/01/famous-paintings-improved-by-cats/#qZizJC8V2Qb5KImP.01
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:08 AM
#76
March 16, 2012 10:08 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
M4L, Nope, never met the guy, sadly. : ( I'll keep a better eye out next time.

Hey bfar — say HELLO next time, would ya?! I'd love to meet you! I'm the tall old white lady with glasses.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:08 AM
#77
March 16, 2012 10:10 AM - dibs
Yeah, etson, you missed Cecilia, the lady with the curly hair who shared our office space when we were in the old digs.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:10 AM
#78
March 16, 2012 10:11 AM - Legion
Last time I spoke to *rob* at Montero's it was hard to understand because he had just broken his front tooth on a roll of quarters.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:11 AM
#79
March 16, 2012 10:11 AM - CGar
cobble looked like a hot biker chick.

And Arkady was also dressed in a t-shirt that I gave her, and looked like the hot Puma that she is.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:11 AM
#80
March 16, 2012 10:12 AM - Legion
haha CGar,
I laughed when they announced arkady as "the Puma"
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:12 AM
#81
March 16, 2012 10:13 AM - Slopefarm
I was friendly with my GOP friends Wednesday, within limits. I schmoozed with benson and sang with legion. I did not, however, eat dick with dibs.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:13 AM
#82
March 16, 2012 10:14 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
Hey bfar — say HELLO next time, would ya?! I'd love to meet you! I'm the tall old white lady with glasses.

i think he did say hello to everyone and talked for quite a bit. perhaps your death glares scared him. i sweat at one point i saw peacock feathers sprouting from your aura.


*rob*

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#83
March 16, 2012 10:14 AM - CGar
"We Republicans have to maintain our standards."

Says the man photographed munching on balls!
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:14 AM
#84
March 16, 2012 10:14 AM - Deleted
DIBS;

At one point I was speaking with one of your colleagues from the hedge fund. I said to him: "You realize that half the people in this room hate you?" He smiled.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:14 AM
#85
March 16, 2012 10:15 AM - Legion
LOL slopefarm.
#86
March 16, 2012 10:16 AM - CGar
"it was fun singing "8675309" with slopefarm and biff"

I didn't enjoy singing 8675309 with you either Legion.

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#87
March 16, 2012 10:17 AM - Deleted
"Says the man photographed munching on balls!"

That was also part of my ecumenical effort!

I hate that photo. My mouth is open and I look like a total slob.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:17 AM
#88
March 16, 2012 10:19 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"cobble looked like a hot biker chick."

Keep 'em coming, people! Brownies are in the mail!
#89
March 16, 2012 10:20 AM - CGar
cobble, since I'm not allowed to have mopar's real email address (her loss, frankly), if you do, will you please let her know that her coat is at Montero's, on a hanger in the kitchen to the right of the freezer. She can ask Alan or Andie or Pepe when she stops by, and they'll give it to her.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:20 AM
#90
March 16, 2012 10:20 AM - CGar
*rob*, you left without saying goodbye. :-(
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:20 AM
#91
March 16, 2012 10:20 AM - petebklyn
that is not brooklyn picture......is washington, dc.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:20 AM
#92
March 16, 2012 10:20 AM - Legion
...CGar,
of course I didn't forget you were singing as well,
I only pointed out biff and slopefarm because of the Chomsky and Retake Wisonsin t-shirts!
You even got those people from the other party to join in on your side. lol
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:20 AM
#93
March 16, 2012 10:21 AM - CGar
"I did not, however, eat dick with dibs."

Only cuz you were too busy ogling jackal.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:21 AM
#94
March 16, 2012 10:21 AM - DeLepp
dp, you are in WSJ today:
http://blogs.wsj.com/runway/2012/03/15/michelle-obama-wears-marchesa-to-the-white-house-state-dinner/tab/slideshow/

slide 13
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:21 AM
#95
March 16, 2012 10:23 AM - CGar
What part of "BROOKLYN Eagle" is eluding you, Old Man?
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:22 AM
#96
March 16, 2012 10:24 AM - CGar
"it was fun singing "8675309" with slopefarm and biff"

You probably didn't see me because I'm vertically challenged, Legion.
#97
March 16, 2012 10:25 AM - petebklyn
brooklyn eagle washington bureau office at 608 nw 14th street. idiot.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:25 AM
#98
March 16, 2012 10:26 AM - Legion
...what are you talking about,
every time I see another photo of myself I seem to be shrinking in stature but widening in girth!
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:26 AM
#99
March 16, 2012 10:27 AM - dibs
I just texted Mopar about her coat. She texted me late that night. I have her number b/c she finally read her emails and came over to pick up a table i promised her
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:27 AM
March 16, 2012 10:27 AM - Legion
I need to take up running like Lechacal.
I don't want any purple nurples though. :o(
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:27 AM
March 16, 2012 10:29 AM - More4Less
Pete is a closet 1%er
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:28 AM
March 16, 2012 10:29 AM - dibs
Mopar just said she picked up her jacket last night
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:29 AM
March 16, 2012 10:30 AM - petebklyn
I was meant to be 1% but GS stole all my money.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:30 AM
March 16, 2012 10:31 AM - More4Less
if I didn't stop wife, she would've ate all those cookies Arkady gave me. yummmmmmmmm
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:31 AM
March 16, 2012 10:31 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
i HATE nipples. people would look so much better without them. i wish they were blurred out in porn

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 10:31 AM
March 16, 2012 10:33 AM - petebklyn
supposed to be great weather tomorrow, st patricks day and on saturday. hell would be having to ride LIRR
out to LI anytime tomorrow evening.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:33 AM
March 16, 2012 10:33 AM - Legion
Mopar's jacket seems to have a life of its own.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:33 AM
March 16, 2012 10:34 AM - Slopefarm
lol, cgar.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:34 AM
March 16, 2012 10:34 AM - petebklyn
what body part do you like to see in porn?
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:34 AM
March 16, 2012 10:36 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
oh crap. i was going to go pick up my train tickets at penn station tomorrow. i forgot tomorrow is st. patrick's day. i should probably do it on sunday right? my ID still hasnt come in the mail either grrr

Edited at March 16, 2012 10:36 AM
March 16, 2012 10:37 AM - dibs
"Mopar's jacket seems to have a life of its own."

So far it hasn't done nearly the damage that jessi's sweater did
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:37 AM
March 16, 2012 10:39 AM - dibs
You don't need an ID to pick up tickets you bought online if you get them printed at the QUICK TRAX machines, just the card you used to pay for them
March 16, 2012 10:40 AM - dibs
You can see the pink nipples on the tummy of Ben, our fat cat.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:39 AM
March 16, 2012 10:43 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
HAAAAAAAAAAA legion!!! when i first got my dog i noticed he had 6 or 8 nipples too and because of that i was under the impression (for a number of years actually) that my dog was a hermaprhrodite cuz i didnt know male dogs could have that many nipples and a penis.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 10:43 AM
March 16, 2012 10:45 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
You don't need an ID to pick up tickets you bought online if you get them printed at the QUICK TRAX machines, just the card you used to pay for them

wait, i need to use that debit card? i printed out some bar code thing, i thought all i had to do was scan the barcode in the blue machine and the tickets will print? also if i lose the tickets before my trip, can i print them out again?

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 10:45 AM
March 16, 2012 10:45 AM - CGar
Old Man, I'll withdraw my nasty to post to you - assuming you're correct, that is - but how did you know that's the Eagle's Washington bureau? And who knew it had one?!
March 16, 2012 10:45 AM - Deleted
has there been any discussion about the dude that quit goldman via op-ed? what a fuckin GANGSTA
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March 16, 2012 10:47 AM - dibs
Yes, you can use the barcode printout too

Yes, dh, we discussed that yesterday. Please try and keep up
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:47 AM
March 16, 2012 10:47 AM - Arkady
GS lost value yesterday - big time.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:47 AM
March 16, 2012 10:48 AM - CGar
And, Old Man, I like your avatar du jour.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:48 AM
March 16, 2012 10:48 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
he sounds more of a sour grapes attention whore than a gansta.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:48 AM
March 16, 2012 10:49 AM - dibs
If he believed in what he was talking about he would have outed GS a long time ago, and before he made the big bucks. He's a hypocrite.
March 16, 2012 10:51 AM - Arkady
CG - Mr. M is right:
http://www.shorpy.com/node/5126
He must've been there.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:51 AM
March 16, 2012 10:51 AM - DeLepp
champion table tennis player...who knew they worked at GS.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:51 AM
March 16, 2012 10:54 AM - petebklyn
been a little discussion here and certainly quite a bit in media. lot of support and also lot of ad hominem attacks on messenger rather than message.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:53 AM
March 16, 2012 10:54 AM - More4Less
yesterday, they said dude only made $750k/yr - was that just salary??
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:54 AM
March 16, 2012 10:57 AM - Deleted
"he sounds more of a sour grapes attention whore than a gansta"

Rob sums it up nicely.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:57 AM
March 16, 2012 10:58 AM - CGar
Yes, Puma, I assume Pete went to work for the Eagle's Washington Bureau after he was discharged from the Army when the Civil War ended.
Edited at March 16, 2012 10:58 AM
March 16, 2012 11:00 AM - Deleted
The idea that a company can ignore their customers and continue to be as successful as GS has been is just not reality.
March 16, 2012 11:00 AM - DeLepp
At least clients can ditch goldman, we're stuck with the public service unions which run NYC.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:00 AM
March 16, 2012 11:01 AM - etson
"champion table tennis player."

Bronze medal in the "Jewish Olympics" apparently.
I have no idea whether that's impressive as I have no view on whether Jewish people are better than any other group at table tennis.
March 16, 2012 11:03 AM - etson
"they said dude only made $750k/yr - was that just salary??"

Unlikely: 1) he wasn't that senior 2) average banking comp very much inflated by a small number of people at the top.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:03 AM
March 16, 2012 11:07 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Well, and it sounds like, aside from possibly losing clients, recruiting may take a hit, as well. Per this article in Dealbook...

“The claim of investment banking that it serves a social purpose by ‘lubricating capitalism’ has eroded,” Professor Wiggins said. “It’s simply very difficult for young people to believe that they’re serving any social purpose now.”

"“I have no interest in working at Goldman,” he said. “I want to build something. I don’t want to be working in an industry that effectively leeches off other industries.”"

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2012/03/15/wall-streets-latest-recruiting-crisis-on-campuses/
March 16, 2012 11:07 AM - Arkady
Banker's Trust was doing well until it was revealed that they evaluated clients by the R.O.F. - Rip Off Factor. Aggressive investors like it until they discover that they, too, are considered to be Muppets.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:07 AM
March 16, 2012 11:10 AM - Deleted
There is no objective standard of value. It is in the eye of the customer. If their clients believe that GS is providing something of value, they will continue to succeed. That's the beauty of capitalism and free markets.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:10 AM
March 16, 2012 11:11 AM - Legion
...speaking of nipples,
I've always gotten a kick when I see my dog's underbelly.
He's got 8 nipples which you don't usually see on dogs because they have a lot of fur.
On my dog, however you can see them because he has very little fur underneath.
Talk about vestigial!
What use does a male dog have for 8 nipples?
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:11 AM
March 16, 2012 11:11 AM - petebklyn
looking at pics of blankfein, gary cohn, this smith guy --- Is bald head, shaved head the au courant fashion of GS - or all wall street? more important than the power tie these days?
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March 16, 2012 11:11 AM - dibs
"“The claim of investment banking that it serves a social purpose by ‘lubricating capitalism’ has eroded,” Professor Wiggins said. “It’s simply very difficult for young people to believe that they’re serving any social purpose now.”

I would have expected nothing less from someone who doesn't actually work in the industry but only teaches about it.

In fact we would not have companies being financed or going public without investment bankers.
March 16, 2012 11:11 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"Mopar's jacket seems to have a life of its own."

I was thinking earlier that same was true about the cock, I mean cake! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:11 AM
March 16, 2012 11:11 AM - etson
Not that we use the kind of products this guy was selling anyway, but we think most of the sellside are Muppets as well.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:11 AM
March 16, 2012 11:13 AM - CGar
I loved most of the people with whom I worked at GS, loved the work itself, and got amazing experience. But, I was very unimpressed by the firm once I was on the inside and surprised at how poorly its managed. And I am honestly not at all bitter about leaving there so that is my best objective opinion.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:13 AM
March 16, 2012 11:14 AM - Legion
"...i didnt know male dogs could have that many nipples and a penis."

*rob*


Yes. My dog has eight nipples, a penis and no nuts
but he's definitely male.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:14 AM
March 16, 2012 11:14 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"I would have expected nothing less from someone who doesn't actually work in the industry but only teaches about it.

In fact we would not have companies being financed or going public without investment bankers."

You can say that, but the banks ignore it at their own peril. Pretty lame to fall back on the 'those that can, do..." old saw. If they cannot attract good talent, and the quants, etc. decide to 'go fish' elsewhere...
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:14 AM
March 16, 2012 11:15 AM - Deleted
Yes, honest, hard-working people like plumbers never set their price by what they believe a customer will pay. Only the Princes of Darkness on Wall St. do that sort of thing.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:15 AM
March 16, 2012 11:18 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"But, I was very unimpressed by the firm once I was on the inside and surprised at how poorly its managed."

I can say the same about the investment bank I worked for. Aside from my boss, who was that rare and exotic creature — a dream boss, the overall culture and management was bizarre, extremely bureaucratic, and frankly wasteful and inefficient.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:18 AM
March 16, 2012 11:19 AM - dibs
Cobble, face reality. If GS and the others REALLY treated their customers that poorly, they wouldn't have any; yet they do, and are making a lot of money in that business.

Everyone on the sell side talks about the clients in many different ways. many of them are the butt of jokes and derision. It's just what goes on on a day-to-day basis.

I'm not supporting GS here but that guy's letter made no mention of specifics.

If clients think they are getting treated unfairly, there are other firms who will gladly accept them!!!


Edited at March 16, 2012 11:19 AM
March 16, 2012 11:21 AM - gay smurf hoodlum
dont forget nurses!!!! talk about a leech profession!

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 11:21 AM
March 16, 2012 11:22 AM - dibs
During my brief stint on the sell side doing Asian equity institutional sales, the best part of the day during all the boring downtime was talking about the clients. there are a lot of incompetent clients
March 16, 2012 11:22 AM - Deleted
"Everyone on the sell side talks about the clients in many different ways. many of them are the butt of jokes and derision. It's just what goes on on a day-to-day basis."

Exactly right, from someone who has been in sales for 15 years. My office had a running joke about one of our best customers for years. This customer had 90% of the power at the negotiating table. Our jokes were a way to blow off steam about the fact that the balance was in their favor.


Edited at March 16, 2012 11:22 AM
March 16, 2012 11:23 AM - Arkady
Oh, god! This is one of those days when we should be using numbers, not words. My paragraph #72 to rob on nurses.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:23 AM
March 16, 2012 11:23 AM - dibs
Yes, benson. I have a friend who has a large property in Greenwich, CT and you can't imagine the prices he is charged by the trades. I can imagine what the trades say when they talk about the clients up there!!!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:23 AM
March 16, 2012 11:24 AM - petebklyn
what I think Smith's complaint was that GS was once a trusted institution and now integrity reduced to used-car salesman level.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:24 AM
March 16, 2012 11:26 AM - CGar
"During my brief stint on the sell side doing Asian"

I always thought you were on the buy side when you did Asians???
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:26 AM
March 16, 2012 11:26 AM - petebklyn
how about that other kinda whistle-blower story , Schoolcraft I think the name is, from NYPD who bigger brass
escorted to psycho ward because was revealing alledged crime-stat minipulation?
March 16, 2012 11:28 AM - Arkady
"Rejected fruit flies turn to alcohol."
Dibs - is that the science project you worked on?
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM
March 16, 2012 11:28 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"If GS and the others REALLY treated their customers that poorly, they wouldn't have any; yet they do, and are making a lot of money in that business."

I'm just saying that these discussions do raise questions, and the mere existence of these discussions/questions does have repercussions.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM
March 16, 2012 11:28 AM - More4Less
If GS and other banks don't mind hiring a chubby older dude (vs some trim young college grad), I'll take the banking job.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:28 AM
March 16, 2012 11:29 AM - dibs
There was also a whistleblower letter sent to the CFTC yesterday from someone at JPMorgan about alleged wrongdoings in their dealings in the short silver market. It was not signed though
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:29 AM
March 16, 2012 11:30 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"If GS and other banks don't mind hiring a chubby older dude (vs some trim young college grad), I'll take the banking job."

Yeah, sure, but only because it would afford you more brownies!! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:30 AM
March 16, 2012 11:34 AM - petebklyn
shave the head....required uniform for titans these days.
March 16, 2012 11:36 AM - More4Less
Pete, I don't need to make mega bucks - perfectly content with making 500k
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:36 AM
March 16, 2012 11:38 AM - petebklyn
when you do get that job, let me know, I have a house to sell you.
March 16, 2012 11:38 AM - MontroseMorris
Well, this is a new low.

Please, someone try to justify this:
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:38 AM
March 16, 2012 11:40 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Here's a link to the CFTC letter:

http://comments.cftc.gov/PublicComments/ViewComment.aspx?id=57019&SearchText
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM
March 16, 2012 11:40 AM - dibs
MM, if anyone else had posted that pic there'd be a giant shitstorm here today.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:40 AM
March 16, 2012 11:41 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
I saw that on FB yesterday, MM. Really so far beyond ugly it's difficult to 'grok'.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:42 AM
March 16, 2012 11:41 AM - More4Less
MM, that is a very low but sadly it is effective in getting me to chuckle a little - despite knowing it's low.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:41 AM
March 16, 2012 11:44 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"I don't need to make mega bucks - perfectly content with making 500k"

I'd be very content with 1/5th of that!
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM
March 16, 2012 11:44 AM - More4Less
those kind of low blows helps the opposition / obama.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:44 AM
March 16, 2012 11:45 AM - CGar
"only because it would afford you more brownies!!"

At most levels, Goldman pays no differently than any of the other banks.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:45 AM
March 16, 2012 11:47 AM - Arkady
What's that Italian word for 'good' doing next to the picture of ducks?
March 16, 2012 11:47 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"those kind of low blows helps the opposition / obama."

Yes, as I said regarding the recent debacles against women's issues...let them keep showing their true selves. It can only help to serve our cause.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM
March 16, 2012 11:47 AM - dibs
I just got an email from LL Bean about their Fly Fishing Sale. This would be another example of how the 1% spends their leisure time and something else for people to aspire to...

http://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/511038?qei=463732403&qs=3057380&cid=00453914585
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:47 AM
March 16, 2012 11:47 AM - CGar
MM, I will say that I agree. Beyond that, I won't even justify it by discussing it.
March 16, 2012 11:48 AM - MontroseMorris
It would all depend on the context, Dave. If someone posted it as being funny, then I'd be all over them, but if they posted it as a topic for discussion, fine with me. These things need to be discussed, once in a while.
March 16, 2012 11:49 AM - CGar
And, MM, as long as you've sauntered in, can I just say that I love your note to dave in Snappy's book. So nice to see that someone as educated and refined as yourself has, like the rest of us, been dragged into the gutter by dave.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:48 AM
March 16, 2012 11:49 AM - DeadCatBounce
I was wearing a sports jacket.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:49 AM
March 16, 2012 11:50 AM - DeadCatBounce
And of course I was accompanied by the always elegant Mrs DCB.
March 16, 2012 11:51 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
Was Mrs. DCB wearing heels? Or is she taller than me! (harumph! the nerve! ; ) )

And yes, she is very elegant, a lovely woman.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM
March 16, 2012 11:52 AM - dibs
That bumper sticker is one moron's opinion. To extend it to a larger group, like Cobble is trying to do, is what's really wrong here. There's no "our cause" here or there.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM
March 16, 2012 11:52 AM - Legion
MM,

There is no place for that sort of nonsense in our important political debate.
If that bumper sticker is circulating in the Left-centered media, ask yourself if that same media reported this more real threat to our public officials:

http://www.wnd.com/2012/03/obama-fanatic-guilty-in-arpaio-death-threat/

*note: the guy threatening to kill an Arizona politician and his family over an Obama investigation, is white.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM
March 16, 2012 11:52 AM - MontroseMorris
The scenery is beautiful, Dave, but why anyone would want to stand hip deep in freezing mountain fed streams to feed the fish is beyond me. You 1%'ers are strange people.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:52 AM
March 16, 2012 11:54 AM - Arkady
My godson's wife (one of 4 girls) just had their 3rd baby - a boy after 2 girls. They are so surprised they don't even have a name picked out.
March 16, 2012 11:55 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
"To extend it to a larger group, like Cobble is trying to do, is what's really wrong here. There's no "our cause" here or there."

Well, there wouldn't be an 'our cause' if the far right didn't keep pushing these social issues, and falling off the cliff with them!
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM
March 16, 2012 11:55 AM - petebklyn
no surprise that attitude exists - but is surprising that someone feels acceptable to display publicly.
is it person has so much vitriol or just thinks it is acceptable humor?
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:55 AM
March 16, 2012 11:56 AM - CGar
Why would anyone want to fish for flies???
March 16, 2012 11:57 AM - dibs
Cobble, REALLY???? You really think the far right as a whole is pushing that racist "re-nig" issue????? REALLY????

Get a grip.

JACKASS.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:57 AM
March 16, 2012 11:57 AM - CGar
Why would anyone want to race in drag???
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:57 AM
March 16, 2012 11:58 AM - Arkady
dibs is interested in all kinds of flies.
March 16, 2012 11:58 AM - dibs
Pete, he must live in some gated white enclave in the south somewhere. I can't imagine that truck isn't going to get damaged over it!!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:58 AM
March 16, 2012 11:59 AM - Cobble B. Hiller
I think the far right is pushing a lot of stuff right now, DIBS. And I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that.
March 16, 2012 11:59 AM - CGar
Fine, Bimbo, just ignore my posts. Not like I'm oversensitive or anything.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:59 AM
March 16, 2012 11:59 AM - MontroseMorris
Legion, so what? One has nothing to do with the other. Finding left wing zealots talking crap does not justify right wing zealotry. Both need to dial it down big time. Obama certainly does not appreciate his name being mentioned in the same sentence as some nutball's rant. The guy is mentally ill. It's like blaming Jodie Foster for John Hinkley's assassination attempt on Reagan. It's not an indictment on the left, or Obama, or anything else. He's a nutball, plain and simple.

Also his race is irrelevant.
Edited at March 16, 2012 11:59 AM
March 16, 2012 12:00 PM - CGar
^^^ Not like I'm not already crushed by you not singing a duet with me.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:00 PM
March 16, 2012 12:00 PM - dibs
I'm off to the hedge fund lunch. We do in fact talk about GS in disparaging ways at times during these lunches. All though with an eye on whether or not we can make any money.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:00 PM
March 16, 2012 12:01 PM - Deleted
This election is going to be an absolute shitshow.
March 16, 2012 12:01 PM - MontroseMorris
Cgar, I'm not ignoring you. Dave, as you know, has dragged us all into the gutter at one time or another.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:01 PM
March 16, 2012 12:02 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"I can't imagine that truck isn't going to get damaged over it!!!"

Interesting. I imagine the opposite. (Does anyone know where this was spotted? I'm guessing Florida, due to the duck/wind mill issue.)
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:03 PM
March 16, 2012 12:03 PM - CGar
None of this matters in the least as Obama is going to be handily re-elected. But, by all means, rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:03 PM
March 16, 2012 12:06 PM - MontroseMorris
CGar, we have several months to find an appropriate song, and practice. I've noticed that numbers from musical theater don't come out too well for anyone involved.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:06 PM
March 16, 2012 12:14 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"None of this matters in the least as Obama is going to be handily re-elected."

True. But some of it is distracting and distressing.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:14 PM
March 16, 2012 12:14 PM - Legion
MM,
you are attempting to have it both ways.
On the one hand you seek to discredit an entire party because some nameless individual put a dumb bumper sticker on his/her car.
On the other hand, the fact that an avowed supporter of Obama is threatening a Republican and his family has no relevance?

..huh?

There are nuts on both sides. period.
attempting to parlay that into a representation of the entire party on the Left or Right is obviously a tactic and not useful to move America forward.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:14 PM
March 16, 2012 12:17 PM - Legion
same thing with the Limbaugh debate last week.

For years, the left has been tearing into Republican women like chew toys.
Yet somehow, it never became a "war on women".

...actually, polling data shows that Americans themeselves are becoming immune to such blatant attempts at manipulation.
Good for America I say.

Let's talk about getting people to work.
And I don't mean by playing with the seasonally adjusted non-farm payrolls!
what a load of crap those numbers are.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:17 PM
March 16, 2012 12:17 PM - Slopefarm
"Why would anyone want to fish for flies???"

Yes, or for ice, for that matter?

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:17 PM
March 16, 2012 12:18 PM - petebklyn
MM said nothing about republicans or the rightwing.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:18 PM
March 16, 2012 12:19 PM - dibs
Whatever cobble. Step back and listen to yourself. Condeming all the right because of one bumper sticker doesn't fit with your self imposed persona of an open !! Minded liberal
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:22 PM
March 16, 2012 12:19 PM - Legion
ditmasparker went to the logical extension pete.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:19 PM
March 16, 2012 12:20 PM - CGar
Thank you, Slopey.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:20 PM
March 16, 2012 12:20 PM - dibs
Cobble did, pete, in her oh so open minded liberal fashion
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:20 PM
March 16, 2012 12:21 PM - petebklyn
so - you're calling it a 'logical' extension? :)
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:21 PM
March 16, 2012 12:21 PM - Legion
Here's a thought test:

Ask yourselves a simple question:
Where you even aware that Maher and Shultz and Letterman had at one time or another called Republican women "sluts" or worse?

If not,
you will understand the depths to which you are living in the New York media bubble.

If you think it's justified,
put yourselves in the same category as that psycho I just posted about.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:21 PM
March 16, 2012 12:23 PM - CGar
Damn you yet again, Legion!! Now, I have "8675309" playing in a loop as an earworm!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:23 PM
March 16, 2012 12:24 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I agree that there are bigots all over. Undeniable.

However, that bumper sticker was squarely obviously and with ZERO doubt aimed at our president and the left. So...am I manufacturing something that isn't there? No. Where is it coming from. And why. Not too hard to figure out. Don't yell at me, go find that jackass with the bumper sticker and slash his tires or something!
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:24 PM
March 16, 2012 12:24 PM - CGar
I knew that about Schultz and Maher, not Letterman. I've always loathed Ed Schultz. I used to love Bill Maher, but not anymore - he's too knee-jerk and self-righteous for me.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:25 PM
March 16, 2012 12:25 PM - More4Less
shit, was DCB when I showed up around 8:15???
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:25 PM
March 16, 2012 12:25 PM - dibs
Legion, their open minded liberal attitudes are only there when they are conveniently
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:25 PM
March 16, 2012 12:26 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
DIBS, you know I'm open minded because I hang out with YOU. I've even been known to consort with you in public (nh)!
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:26 PM
March 16, 2012 12:27 PM - Legion
...I'd rather be singing "8675309" too CGar!

I wish we could go back to the 80's for a weekend.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:27 PM
March 16, 2012 12:28 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Some of my best friends are right wing nut jobs! It doesn't mean I don't love you all, it just means I don't always like you very much! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:28 PM
March 16, 2012 12:29 PM - petebklyn
Letterman yes.... that whole thing was big news.....Shultz - I never heard of him.
And still to even compare is major stretch ......saying something like she (and it could often be a he) is a media-whore
(when that person is public figure) and going on a tirade calling prostitute/ slut ---saying she wants us to pay her(non-public person) to have sex and then later says SHE SHOULD POST SEX VIDEOS ON INTERNET for everyone TO WATCH !

March 16, 2012 12:29 PM - CGar
Legionnaire, I'd go back to the second half of 1984 for a weekend if I could. What year would you pick?
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:29 PM
March 16, 2012 12:30 PM - Slopefarm
CGar -- hang up on that ear worm and try another number. Wilson Pickett: 634-5789. Or, the Marvelettes (I think): Beachwood 4 - 5789? Or: Pennsylvania 6-5000.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:30 PM
March 16, 2012 12:30 PM - CGar
Oh, and DH, STFU about where you were in 1984!!!!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:30 PM
March 16, 2012 12:30 PM - dibs
You're still missing my point
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:30 PM
March 16, 2012 12:31 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"Oh, and DH, STFU about where you were in 1984!!!!!"

Nice pre-emptive strike there, CGar! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:30 PM
March 16, 2012 12:31 PM - petebklyn
how about the year 2525?
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:31 PM
March 16, 2012 12:31 PM - CGar
"Some of my best friends are right wing nut jobs!"

Re-write: Some of my best friends are nut jobs!
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:31 PM
March 16, 2012 12:32 PM - petebklyn
I thought you went out to lunch with the hedgehogs already?
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:32 PM
March 16, 2012 12:32 PM - Slopefarm
"This election is going to be an absolute shitshow."

And that's just on the OT. What would be the over/under on # of PLUSAs to show at a Montero's party Thursday night two days after election day?

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:32 PM
March 16, 2012 12:33 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"Re-write: Some of my best friends are nut jobs!"

Re-write: ALL of my best friends are nut jobs! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:33 PM
March 16, 2012 12:35 PM - Legion
I think 1987 in the Summer CGar,
Joshua Tree album was just released and there didn't seem to be a care in the world.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:35 PM
March 16, 2012 12:36 PM - petebklyn
so back to that cop/psycho ward story......something that doesn't have to deteriorate into right/left thing.
March 16, 2012 12:38 PM - dibs
I am. Posting from the lunch table
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:38 PM
March 16, 2012 12:39 PM - Donatella
There is a gaggle of daffodils in my backyard now. I guess at some point I'll start thinking about what I am going to plant. Lillies coming up too.... Tomorrow St. Pats!! I'm going to the Bronx to do something tomorrow duing the day. Trying to figure out what combo of green to wear....
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:39 PM
March 16, 2012 12:39 PM - Arkady
That's a 4-leaf clover, not a shamrock. (And it's a drift of daffs, not a gaggle.)
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:39 PM
March 16, 2012 12:40 PM - petebklyn
1987- no care in the world? ugh, ronald reagan was president and my mortgage interest rate was over 10%.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:40 PM
March 16, 2012 12:41 PM - Slopefarm
"Posting from the lunch table"

Classy.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:41 PM
March 16, 2012 12:41 PM - dibs
The 80s were a lot of fun. Too much I later learned!!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:41 PM
March 16, 2012 12:42 PM - Legion
...haha pete,
that's what I mean,
I had no responsibilities.
Now I'm thinking of that song: "we didn't start the fire".
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:42 PM
March 16, 2012 12:42 PM - More4Less
I'll pre-emptively remind Arkady that I have immigrant "close enough" clause - as Arkady on grammer, spelling, word selection, etc monitoring frenzy
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:42 PM
March 16, 2012 12:43 PM - MontroseMorris
"MM,you are attempting to have it both ways.
On the one hand you seek to discredit an entire party because some nameless individual put a dumb bumper sticker on his/her car."

Legion, please show me where I said anything about Republicans when I posted the photo. Nor did I mention Republicans when I said that posting a link to some radical left wing nutball in defense of that bumper sticker did not justify either one. Stop projecting what you'd like me to be saying. I'm quite capable of saying it directly, but I did not.

Unlike you, I don't try the tit for tat, well, so-and-so did this, therefore..... as a justification for something "my" side did. Wrong is wrong.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:43 PM
March 16, 2012 12:44 PM - Slopefarm
Jury found Dharun Ravi guilty.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:44 PM
March 16, 2012 12:44 PM - petebklyn
"Trying to figure out what combo of green to wear...." -- hey dona, Erin Go Bragh(less).
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:44 PM
March 16, 2012 12:46 PM - Deleted
haha cgar - you totally could have fed me a bottle.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:46 PM
March 16, 2012 12:47 PM - petebklyn
"I am. Posting from the lunch table" --
are you showing them your retirement souvenir book and telling them about the party?

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:47 PM
March 16, 2012 12:48 PM - dibs
Its a big lunch. 16 people in a private room. Not like it is an intimate tabe in a nice restaurant
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:48 PM
March 16, 2012 12:48 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Cobble Hill Park, which I took a quick scoot around last night, has some lovely daffodils blooming right now, but not nearly ENOUGH of them. I'd plant a several hundred more, if I were in charge, but I'm not. : (
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:48 PM
March 16, 2012 12:52 PM - Legion
MM,
You act like we haven't been arguing Left and Right in here for years!
In an election year, you post an offensive bumper sticker pointing to Obama's political opposition.

Ok, I'll take everything posted from now on, outside of the OT context.
Any mention of cats, for instance, will just be taken as an individual instance of feline affinity.
The fact that it happens 50 time a day will be ignored. ;o)
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:52 PM
March 16, 2012 12:52 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
Jury found Dharun Ravi guilty.

ugh really? we live in a seriously fucked up society if we can't secretly record people having sex without going to PRISON for it. wtf? first of all the room he was recording was HALF his room as well! so now some kid's life is ruined because he had a roommate who trolled for skanks on craiglist and and invited them over to a room that was both of theirs!?!?!? this sets an AWFUL precedent.


*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:52 PM
March 16, 2012 12:53 PM - Legion
"Jury found Dharun Ravi guilty."

...any relation to Duran Duran?
[still daydreaming of the 80's]

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:53 PM
March 16, 2012 12:53 PM - rf
Bye-bye Dharun Ravi--he'll be deported to India. I can't believe he never got his citizenship. Immigrated when he was a kid.
March 16, 2012 12:54 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"we live in a seriously fucked up society if we can't secretly record people having sex without going to PRISON for it. wtf?"

I wonder if there is a hidden camera in your apt. right now.
March 16, 2012 12:55 PM - CGar
"'Posting from the lunch table'
Classy."

Actually very rude to use your Blackberry, iPhone, etc. when you're out in the company of others, especially at a restaurant. I have too much class to ever do something like that.

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:55 PM
March 16, 2012 12:56 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
there is definitely no hidden camera in my apartment. i dont violate peoples privacy like that, that's not my deal. however im not going to deny i dont enjoy watching porn on the internet of people who didnt know they were being secretly recorded. they can be pretty lolzy

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:56 PM
March 16, 2012 12:57 PM - etson
"Jury found Dharun Ravi guilty."

Good.

Also DIBS and legion are right. As usual.

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:57 PM
March 16, 2012 12:58 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"i dont violate peoples privacy like that"

But it's ok if others have their privacy violated. Ok, now I'm just going to have to figure out how to have a camera hidden in your apt. I mean since you don't think it's a problem.
Edited at March 16, 2012 12:58 PM
March 16, 2012 12:58 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
and someone would have be totally ignorant, naive, or just flat out dumb if they go to someones place they dont know and have sex with them that there is a 99% chance they are being recorded.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 12:58 PM
March 16, 2012 1:00 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"someone would have be totally ignorant, naive, or just flat out dumb if they go to someones place they dont know and have sex with them that there is a 99% chance they are being recorded."

Oh? You don't expect privacy in your room/apt?

Perfect, then we have your approval to hide a camera in your room, and you won't mind. Fantastic! Hmm, maybe someone already has.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:01 PM
March 16, 2012 1:00 PM - More4Less
Rob, did you do a search on youtube for "rob bean bag porn" to be certain there aint a camera??
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:00 PM
March 16, 2012 1:01 PM - CGar
Pasty Britiot.

(Trying out new material)
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:00 PM
March 16, 2012 1:01 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
But it's ok if others have their privacy violated. Ok, now I'm just going to have to figure out how to have a camera hidden in your apt. I mean since you don't think it's a problem.

lol. and that would be SUCH a fascinating video im sure. i was secretly videotaped once doing something nasty and found out about it right afterwards pretty easily, i was really angry about it for like 2 seconds then i got over it. i dont go and and off myself.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:01 PM
March 16, 2012 1:01 PM - dibs
We're in a private room. Its not arestaurant setting, where it would be. No one here has a problem doing it soSTFU
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:01 PM
March 16, 2012 1:01 PM - petebklyn
okay, admit it....you enjoy watching porn videos of yourself secretly taped.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:01 PM
March 16, 2012 1:01 PM - etson
"go to someones place they dont know"

Clementi was having sex in his own room.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:01 PM
March 16, 2012 1:02 PM - CGar
Sorry, *rob*, but I totally disagree with you. Total violation of privacy to record and play for others his roommate having sex, or doing anything else for that matter.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:02 PM
March 16, 2012 1:02 PM - etson
"Pasty Britiot."

Looks too French, as if the last syllable could be pronounced 'oh' rather than 'ott'.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:02 PM
March 16, 2012 1:03 PM - CGar
"We're in a private room. Its not arestaurant setting, where it would be. No one here has a problem doing it soSTFU"

Your sarcasm detector needs a new battery, MORON.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:03 PM
March 16, 2012 1:04 PM - Slopefarm
Well, if everyone reads every posting on any topic with a political connotation as another general GOP v. Dem final referendum, we will be perpetually at war with each other here. We globalize and escalate our debates (and grounds for taking offense) far too quickly (and I include me in that as well). If we keep this up, I'm setting the over/under for attendance at the first post-election PLUSA party at 3.

March 16, 2012 1:04 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
Oh? You don't expect privacy in your room/apt?

of course i do. but i wouldnt expect it in someone elses apartment. you cant really trust anyone. especially in a skank hook up. which is why i dont DO such a thing.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:04 PM
March 16, 2012 1:05 PM - More4Less
DIBS, you posting from your ipad?
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:05 PM
March 16, 2012 1:06 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
Clementi was having sex in his own room.

so he's even MORE of a clueless idiot. it was also ravi's room btw. why can't he have a live cam show OF HIS OWN ROOM?

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:06 PM
March 16, 2012 1:07 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
The 'hook up' occurred in Clementi's DORM ROOM, idiot. The room he was paying 1/2 the rent for. Hence, expectation of PRIVACY. Which part of this story did you not understand, rob?
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:07 PM
March 16, 2012 1:07 PM - etson
"I'm setting the over/under for attendance at the first post-election PLUSA party at 3."

I might come if one of the Dems buys the drinks.
That said both Canada and the UK have conservative govts so I may just try to be in one or other of them instead.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:07 PM
March 16, 2012 1:08 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
yes what i think he did was an awful thing. im just saying the kid who killed himself was a f'ing moron.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:07 PM
March 16, 2012 1:08 PM - CGar
"we will be perpetually at war with each other here"

New to the OT, are you, Slopefarm?
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:08 PM
March 16, 2012 1:08 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
figures tho. Rutgers is pretty much a moron mecca

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:08 PM
March 16, 2012 1:08 PM - petebklyn
anyone else think the rob doth protest too much about skanky hookups and sex?
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:08 PM
March 16, 2012 1:09 PM - More4Less
speaking of fishing, Rob's bait is hooking lots of fishes?
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:09 PM
March 16, 2012 1:09 PM - Slopefarm
"Which part of this story did you not understand, rob?"

Hey, dp, what part of "rob" don't YOU understand?

On second thought, don't answer that question.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:09 PM
March 16, 2012 1:10 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
The 'hook up' occurred in Clementi's DORM ROOM, idiot. The room he was paying 1/2 the rent for. Hence, expectation of PRIVACY. Which part of this story did you not understand, rob?

you're the fucking moron. i stated that it was a SHARED room. a SHARED room with beds across from each other. there is NO expectation of privacy in such a set up.

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:10 PM
March 16, 2012 1:10 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"On second thought, don't answer that question."

Snort! Exactly.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:10 PM
March 16, 2012 1:11 PM - Slopefarm
"New to the OT, are you, Slopefarm?"

No, just staking out the moral high ground before the tsunami hits.

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:11 PM
March 16, 2012 1:12 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Whatever, rob. I can't discuss this with you any further, I'm too busy trying to figure out how to hide a camera in your shared home where you pay 1/2 the rent.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:14 PM
March 16, 2012 1:12 PM - Arkady
Slopey - Three? I infer from that that you think the GOP will win.
M4L - I didn't correct 'lillies' - very forebearing of me.
The guy was done for bullying as much as anything else: plus he lied by saying he was afraid his I-Pad would be stolen but the camera was not focussed on that.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:12 PM
March 16, 2012 1:12 PM - Donatella
You're joking right, *rob*. Of course, you are. I think I will decide to keep the 20 minutes of my life that I might have spent discussing this point.

March 16, 2012 1:14 PM - CGar
*rob*, since I don't think you remotely believe what you're posting, I'm playing along for sport . . . the guy could've taped HIS half of the room and what HE was doing, but not his roommate's. Doesn't matter if it was a shared room.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:14 PM
March 16, 2012 1:14 PM - Slopefarm
No arkady, that's my estimate of how many liberals will be ambulatory then. We've got some trigger happy PLUSAs on both sides, so I factored in casualties.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:14 PM
March 16, 2012 1:15 PM - CGar
And, cobble, I'll scratch my eyes out with walnuts if you ever post a video of *rob* having autosex.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:15 PM
March 16, 2012 1:15 PM - CGar
And, cobble, I'll scratch my eyes out with walnuts if you ever post a video of *rob* having autosex.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:15 PM
March 16, 2012 1:16 PM - Slopefarm
Right, CGar, or his half of the day in the room. Could think of it as a time share. Dona has the right approach, though the wrong symbol for St. Pat's.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:16 PM
March 16, 2012 1:17 PM - petebklyn
I feel bad for the Ravi guy. Crummy thing to do...but in college and at that age kids do lot of stupid things. (myself excluded).
lot of insecurities and naivate about sexuality. Some of his legal problem is also obstruction or covering up. No way to have imagined the horrible outcome.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:17 PM
March 16, 2012 1:18 PM - CGar
"We've got some trigger happy PLUSAs on both sides, so I factored in casualties"

I've already got a big ass target on my back, so just called me Dead Man Walking.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:17 PM
March 16, 2012 1:19 PM - Arkady
She'd be better off superimposing her avatar over a photo of dibs - symbolizing the Auld Sod.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:19 PM
March 16, 2012 1:19 PM - More4Less
some mistakes, one learns something and not pay a huge price. this one, it'll be very "painful" in jail.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:19 PM
March 16, 2012 1:20 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"And, cobble, I'll scratch my eyes out with walnuts if you ever post a video of *rob* having autosex."

Why shouldn't I, CGar? rob's given his tacit approval!! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:20 PM
March 16, 2012 1:20 PM - Slopefarm
I agree, Pete. It was a crummy and hurtful thing to do but it would probably not have been treated as a criminal matter, just a campus discliplinary matter and possible civil suit, without the suicide. We are still wrestling with what to do legally and culturally with social media's power of amplification.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:20 PM
March 16, 2012 1:20 PM - CGar
"it'll be very "painful" in jail"

(H)
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:20 PM
March 16, 2012 1:21 PM - Slopefarm
I missed the origin of the "target on my back" reference, CGar.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:21 PM
March 16, 2012 1:22 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
im not saying it's immoral and a lousy thing to do. i just dont think it's a prison worthy offense. the fact his moronic closet case roommate killed himself over it should be totally irrelevant. like i said, this sets a horrible precedent.



*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:22 PM
March 16, 2012 1:22 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"She'd be better off superimposing her avatar over a photo of dibs - symbolizing the Auld Sod."

I often wonder how it is that I happen to be married to a gay republican, let's not bring up having sex with one! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:22 PM
March 16, 2012 1:22 PM - petebklyn
"Dona has the right approach, though the wrong symbol for St. Pat's." -- you going to try to out-Irish Dona? not gonna happen. she walks with a jig.

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:22 PM
March 16, 2012 1:22 PM - Donatella
Ok, you discuss the shamrock and 4 leaf clover as appropriate or inappropriate symbols and let me know what you come up with, . I have to meet someone downtown. Later...
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:22 PM
March 16, 2012 1:22 PM - CGar
I didn't say you SHOULDN'T, cobble, only that I'll be blinded for life if ever I see *rob* having autosex is all.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:22 PM
March 16, 2012 1:23 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
We are still wrestling with what to do legally and culturally with social media's power of amplification.

ugh. society has become one giant pussy these days. social media's power of amplification? ugh, barf.
coddle, coddle, coddle <--- should be our new national anthem

March 16, 2012 1:24 PM - petebklyn
you're married to a gay republican, cobble?
March 16, 2012 1:25 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
oooh just got an email from amtrak!

Mark your calendar for Saturday, May 12

The 5th annual National Train Day arrives on Saturday, May 12. With four major events in New York, Philadelphia, Chicago and Los Angeles, plus hundreds more around the nation, it’s going to be our best celebration yet. Come on down to the station near you and celebrate the experiences only a train can offer. Enjoy fun activities, live entertainment, partying in the aisles, interactive exhibits and more.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 1:25 PM
March 16, 2012 1:25 PM - CGar
"you're married to a gay republican, cobble?"

March 16, 2012 1:31 PM - DeLepp
The OT reads like a tennessee williams play today. Where is my mint julep.
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:31 PM
March 16, 2012 1:34 PM - petebklyn
"I often wonder how it is that I happen to be married to a gay republican, let's not bring up having sex with one! ; )" --
is this not what she wrote? does BH know you have a husband out there?
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:34 PM
March 16, 2012 1:35 PM - dibs
No, from my phone which is why there are so many mistakes
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:35 PM
March 16, 2012 1:36 PM - Slopefarm
I love Tennessee Williams' comment about why he gave up going to a psychoanalyst: "He was meddling too much in my private
life."
March 16, 2012 1:40 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"I didn't say you SHOULDN'T, cobble, only that I'll be blinded for life if ever I see *rob* having autosex is all."

Snort! Yes, I think we would ALL go blind and be scarred for life! There isn't enough money in the world for those therapy bills! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:40 PM
March 16, 2012 1:43 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
""you're married to a gay republican, cobble?""

Well, ONLY in that my avatar Cora is married to DIBS avatar Robert. : P

"does BH know you have a husband out there?"

Well, If BH would make an honest woman out of me, these things wouldn't happen!! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 1:43 PM
March 16, 2012 2:00 PM - CGar
Yes, Pete, I was seconding your query.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:00 PM
March 16, 2012 2:13 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
*radical subject shift*

I often think I would like to be 20-something again. But then I talk to a 20-something and know that it's not always so great to be so young. I'm wishing I could do a vulcan mind meld with BH's daughter right now, and impart what little life knowledge I have to her and spare her some of this angst and pain she is experiencing.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:14 PM
March 16, 2012 2:20 PM - rf
How old is she, Cobble?
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:20 PM
March 16, 2012 2:20 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
23
March 16, 2012 2:28 PM - dibs
I've had some experience wit 23 year olds as well.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:28 PM
March 16, 2012 2:31 PM - MontroseMorris
"It was a crummy and hurtful thing to do but it would probably not have been treated as a criminal matter, just a campus discliplinary matter and possible civil suit, without the suicide. We are still wrestling with what to do legally and culturally with social media's power of amplification."

I agree completely. I also thought it was hardly fair that the third party in the this, the girl who testified against her friend, isn't sharing a cell with Ravi. He screwed up big time, but I hope some leniency is given, as he was young, extremely dumb, but aided and abetted by encouragement from her.

And I don't think the poor Clemente kid was a moron. Not everyone springs forth as gay as Paris in spring, fully accepting of themselves in a society that isn't exactly welcoming them with open arms. A lot of people take years and years to accept who they are. And not just gays, either. Life is hard for a lot of people. It's absolutely absurd to "expect" that you will be filmed in the privacy of your own room, in any kind of private act, including sex. No one expects that.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:30 PM
March 16, 2012 2:35 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"I've had some experience wit 23 year olds as well."

Yes, I think I saw that on page 641 of your CV/list of your experiences! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:35 PM
March 16, 2012 2:40 PM - DeLepp
I don't understand why Ravi didn't take the plea that was offered in December where he would have avoided jail alltogether. Seems risk/reward was not part of equation or that Ravi doesn't really understand the ramifications of spying, lying and hiding.

Dumb kid, send him back to India.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:40 PM
March 16, 2012 2:42 PM - dibs
deLepp...the lawyers ALWAYS think they can win the case.
March 16, 2012 2:44 PM - DeLepp
If I recall Countess Dowager had a great line about that!
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:44 PM
March 16, 2012 2:46 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
because of the stigma involved with taking a plea deal. it still infers a bit of guilt in other peoples eyes. i wouldnt have taken the plea deal either. of course i wouldn't have gone to court either, i'd be in acupulco right now sipping on smurf juice with a brand new name and identity. he really should have skipped town, he was never much of a flight risk.


*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 2:46 PM
March 16, 2012 2:47 PM - etson
"I don't understand why Ravi didn't take the plea that was offered in December where he would have avoided jail alltogether."

Yes, part of a pattern of arrogance on his part.
Feel more sorry for Ravi's parents than I do for him, but at least their son is still alive.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:47 PM
March 16, 2012 2:47 PM - Arkady
implies, not infers.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:47 PM
March 16, 2012 2:50 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
also, the person he hooked up with with was a MUCH older and much uglier man. maybe he killed himself cuz he was embarrassed of that.



Edited at March 16, 2012 2:50 PM
March 16, 2012 2:51 PM - etson
How do you know what the guy looked like? Don't think there have been any photos in the press and his identity was not revealed at the trial.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:51 PM
March 16, 2012 2:52 PM - etson
Or rather not revealed publicly.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:52 PM
March 16, 2012 2:56 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
TEN YEARS IN PRISON FOR AN INNOCENT PRANK PEOPLE! cobble called me a moron earlier. ooooh now my little feelers are hurt. now if i go jump out the window does she deserve 10 years in prison!?

if you can't handle being gay, dont do gay shit like sucking on a strangers wang! the whole incident just makes gay people in general look like a bunch of cry babies. and i refuse to be lumped in with gay cry babies.



*rob*



Edited at March 16, 2012 2:56 PM
March 16, 2012 2:59 PM - etson
He's not been sentenced yet.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:59 PM
March 16, 2012 2:59 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I called you an idiot, not a moron. If you are going to quote me, please quote me correctly.
Edited at March 16, 2012 2:59 PM
March 16, 2012 2:59 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
okay im sounding a tad too harsh. who knows what was going on his head, i guess i shouldnt be SO judgey, but i still think that's the harshest punishment ive EVER seen.
*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 2:59 PM
March 16, 2012 3:00 PM - Slope4Eva
Why are they keeping his identity a secret? Ravi faced charges and was found guilty of crimes toward this person. Why is he being protected? Maybe if he wasn't creeping teenagers this would have turned out differently. Ravi was dumb, very dumb, but I really feel for him. I'm sorry, he's a kid. I have one a few years younger, and its scary sometimes the way they just don't think of consequences.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:00 PM
March 16, 2012 3:01 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
How do you know what the guy looked like? Don't think there have been any photos in the press and his identity was not revealed at the trial.

there were reports of his what he looked like in some articles about the case. i didnt see any pictures either.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:00 PM
March 16, 2012 3:03 PM - dibs
Yes, the guy was older.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:03 PM
March 16, 2012 3:04 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
Why are they keeping his identity a secret? Ravi faced charges and was found guilty of crimes toward this person. Why is he being protected? Maybe if he wasn't creeping teenagers this would have turned out differently. Ravi was dumb, very dumb, but I really feel for him. I'm sorry, he's a kid. I have one a few years younger, and its scary sometimes the way they just don't think of consequences.

EXACTLY! i can guarantee you the other persons identity was not revealed or not pictures cuz most likely the dude was a borderline pedophile (yes 18 is an adult) but it's still gross from old men are into that. and from the descriptions of the guy he sounded like a gross old pervert and clementi killed himself cuz he felt like he was going to die of embarrassment anyway because of who he was sucking off

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:04 PM
March 16, 2012 3:09 PM - CGar
"Yes, the guy was older."

SilverDaddies?
March 16, 2012 3:10 PM - MontroseMorris
Being filmed performing a sex act is hardly an innocent prank. I don't think there are too many of us who would be cool with that if it happened to us. Especially when you are barely able to admit to yourself that you are gay. Then to have it spread all over the internet and have everyone on campus know about it? As a teenager, I might have been on the bridge myself.

Moral of the story, it is never all right to film other people without their consent or knowledge. I don't care how popular You-tube is, or how "everyone" is doing it, or that modern society expects every act to be recorded. That is pure bs. Our privacy is eroding more every day. We don't have to willingly participate in further erosion. Also, bullying and ganging up on people who are weaker than you, both physically and emotionally, is cruel and unworthy.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:10 PM
March 16, 2012 3:13 PM - dibs
"Also, bullying and ganging up on people who are weaker than you, both physically and emotionally, is cruel and unworthy."

And yet you do it to rob every day.

Tsk, tsk
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:13 PM
March 16, 2012 3:15 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
i completely agree, it IS morally a horrible thing to do to someone. but this was just a live stream of HIS OWN DORM ROOM! one should have the right to videotape their own BEDROOM. it's not his fault colleges are stupid and put two single men in a room who dont know each other. blame the college for that idiotic practice. sorry but the punishment doesnt fit the crime, and then they tried to make it a bias incident. :-/ please, he would have done it if his roommate was sleeping with a chick as well.

*rob*

March 16, 2012 3:17 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
Also, bullying and ganging up on people who are weaker than you, both physically and emotionally, is cruel and unworthy.

unfortunately it's how the Universe runs, in EVERY facet of life.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:17 PM
March 16, 2012 3:18 PM - Slope4Eva
TC was comfortable enough with his sexuality that he brought a 32 year old man into his dorm room approximately 2 weeks into his freshman year. Did he sneek him in to be sure no one saw them? I sound like I'm blaming the victim, but I am not, I just don't believe the suicide was because of the steaming of the video, and, I was glad Ravi wasn't charged as such, but I think it still effected the outcome.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:18 PM
March 16, 2012 3:22 PM - DeLepp
32 years old? Odd, for someone who grew up in ridgewood as he could have easily found someone.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:22 PM
March 16, 2012 3:26 PM - etson
"colleges are stupid and put two single men in a room who dont know each other."

I do agree with that (although do they get the option not to share via paying more or living out if they don't want to share?).
Very glad my college was all single rooms.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:26 PM
March 16, 2012 3:26 PM - Slope4Eva
Yes, 32. I don't understand why he's being protected. Apparently, and I only heard this today, after TC saw the camera on, they shut is off and continued what they started.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:26 PM
March 16, 2012 3:29 PM - dibs
Ravi is going to get some damn hard (h) lessons in gay sex when he gets to prison.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:29 PM
March 16, 2012 3:32 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
no, we didnt really get the option of single rooms. tho some people lucked here and there. my freshman year roommate was AWFUL. but he disappeared (LITERALLY), eloped with his girlfriend (that he met on ther internet. i was asked all kinds of stupid questions. i was like how the fuck do i know the kid didnt say a SINGLE word to me the first two months living together. akward! my sophomore year roommate was an AWFUL wannabe-hippie moonface. i came home one night all ready to study for an exam the next morning and there were like 10 of his smelly ilk all SITTING ON MY BED WITH THEIR DIRTY ASSES blitzed out of their mind listening to some god awful 60s music. guh-ROSS.
then junior year i roommed with krazy. we stopped being friends when i showed a girl on my floor his sketchpad (he drew naked pictures of almost all the chicks on our floor) they were innocent pictures, but creepy none the less because they all had pepsi cans in their hands in the drawings. then moved off campus and finally had fun roommates for a while. sadly i decided to stay there after the others graduated and invited a new set of freaks in and that was too much drama rama


*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:32 PM
March 16, 2012 3:33 PM - Slope4Eva
They will appeal. If that doesn't work, maybe deportation won't look so bad.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:33 PM
March 16, 2012 3:35 PM - dibs
Is he really here from India on a student Visa???? I assumed he was an American citizen.

eva, you are wrong about what you said regarding turning off the recorder. i heard the testimony.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:35 PM
March 16, 2012 3:36 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
since when does america deport people!?

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:36 PM
March 16, 2012 3:38 PM - etson
Don't think it's a student visa.
Basically if you are found guilty of something serious enough and you are not a citizen you can be deported. Green Card holders can be deported for felonies.
Pretty sure it's not automatic though - separate hearing & done case-by-case I think.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:38 PM
March 16, 2012 3:39 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
sometimes i wish i was deported back to jersey

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:39 PM
March 16, 2012 3:39 PM - rf
He is here on a green card. His father had a technology job for which he got a visa and then permanent status. Anyone with a green card convicted of a felony is deported (after the prison sentence, although sometimes they work it out with the other country).
March 16, 2012 3:40 PM - rf
Etson, the federal government now deports those convicted of felonies. It used to be sporadic but no more, especially not since 9/11.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:40 PM
March 16, 2012 3:40 PM - dibs
My Peruvian hustler friend was deported after being in jail. He is HIV+ and I thought that they could not deport anyone who was
March 16, 2012 3:40 PM - Slope4Eva
Like I said, I heard alot today, I haven't been following that closely. I heard he could face deportation, and, one of the media folks said today, 5 seconds of streaming, then they did have relations afterward. Just repeating what I heard, just chatting you guys up. Please don't call me a moron.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:40 PM
March 16, 2012 3:41 PM - etson
You can go back there any time you like.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:41 PM
March 16, 2012 3:44 PM - dibs
sometimes i wish i was deported back to jersey

*rob*

Being in a generous mood this week, I'll pay for the bus ticket
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:44 PM
March 16, 2012 3:46 PM - dibs
Has anyone here seen Death of a Salesman????
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:46 PM
March 16, 2012 3:48 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
actually if he has to spend his 10 years here in the US in prison, and then get deported to India, most likely he will be going from from the third world to the new first world. 10 years from now america will certainly have been circling it's final spin down the toilet, no?

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:48 PM
March 16, 2012 3:49 PM - Arkady
Not the new one, dibs.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:49 PM
March 16, 2012 3:49 PM - dibs
I just received my bow flag pole and my stern light.

Now I just need a new buoy for the week
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:49 PM
March 16, 2012 3:52 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
i had to read the play in high school. so ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-ring

*rob*

March 16, 2012 3:52 PM - Slope4Eva
If he gets real jail time, they better build more prisons because this will set a precedent (which I believe is the point). If they make an example of him because of the nature of the crime, courts are going to be very, very busy. Just my opinion.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:52 PM
March 16, 2012 3:52 PM - CGar
"Very glad my college was all single rooms."

No doubt so were your potential roommates.
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:52 PM
March 16, 2012 3:54 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
i agree slopeeva. SEND COBBLE TO A LADY'S PRISON! I JUST CUT MYSELF BECAUSE SHE CALLED ME A MORON! IT'S CUZ IM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

*ROB*

Edited at March 16, 2012 3:54 PM
March 16, 2012 3:55 PM - dibs
CGar, don't be fooled. Despite the single rooms in British prep schools they were still all buggering each other
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:55 PM
March 16, 2012 3:56 PM - CGar
I thought your buoy's flag pole was for your stern, dave???
Edited at March 16, 2012 3:56 PM
March 16, 2012 4:00 PM - dibs
Yes, but I had all my hands on his deck



Edited at March 16, 2012 4:00 PM
March 16, 2012 4:06 PM - dibs
And it all came to a head on the poop deck.
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:06 PM
March 16, 2012 4:08 PM - etson
College, not school. I didn't go to boarding school.
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:08 PM
March 16, 2012 4:31 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"SEND COBBLE TO A LADY'S PRISON! "

Well, I suppose if Martha Stewart could handle it, so can I! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:31 PM
March 16, 2012 4:46 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"Despite the single rooms in British prep schools they were still all buggering each other"

...And we're back to buggering. The perennial favorite! You just can't lose with buggery, now can you!?
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:46 PM
March 16, 2012 4:49 PM - Legion
...meanwhile,
this young woman at Stonehill College is suing because her roomate was a hosebag:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/deaconsbench/2012/03/catholic-college-sued-over-dorm-sex-complaints/
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:49 PM
March 16, 2012 4:56 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"“The roommate was having online and actual sex right in front of her,” the suit states. "

Your roommate having sex in your dorm room is one thing, but in front of you!?Ewwwww!
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:56 PM
March 16, 2012 4:57 PM - DeLepp
Couldn't she just dump a bucket of water on roomate to cool her down?
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:57 PM
March 16, 2012 4:59 PM - Legion
It seems like the reverse of the Ravi case.
In this case the roomate not having sex was suicidal.
Edited at March 16, 2012 4:59 PM
March 16, 2012 5:02 PM - Legion
Looks like colleges need to prepare a new chapter to the freshman introduction lecture:

-How to deal with all the sex issues that arise in the internet age,
everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to google.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:02 PM
March 16, 2012 5:03 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Good sex education needs to start way earlier than that, in my opinion.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:03 PM
March 16, 2012 5:08 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Perhaps the OT should be required reading?! : P (It'd be quite eye-opening!)
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:09 PM
March 16, 2012 5:08 PM - dibs
rob could teach a course on online sex and online travel
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:08 PM
March 16, 2012 5:10 PM - petebklyn
so what would you do/say if your offspring away at college says bringing home boyfriend/girlfriend for the wkend?
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:10 PM
March 16, 2012 5:10 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Yes, "Prof. Smurf Hoodlum, here to answer all your sex-related and travel questions"!

Chapter 1: The appropriate use of a bean bag chair.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:10 PM
March 16, 2012 5:16 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I'd let them sleep together, but I would really really want to know that they were having safe sex. So I'd definitely have a chat with my kid.
March 16, 2012 5:18 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
Chapter II: Jellybagging

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 5:18 PM
March 16, 2012 5:18 PM - Deleted
Montrose;

One fact you're overlooking in your argument: after he was filmed the first time, and found out about it, Clemente asked Ravi if he could use the room again for another hook-up. Prior to starting the act, Clemente spent 1/2 hour scouring the room to make sure there were no hidden webcams. Hence, it is arguable how much he was affected by being filmed in the act. Having the film going viral on the campus may have done more damage to his psyche.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:18 PM
March 16, 2012 5:19 PM - etson
"Prof. Smurf Hoodlum, here to answer all your sex-related and travel questions"!

I think Smurf-Hoodlum looks pretty good as a double-barreled surname.
"Tell me, are you related to the Jersey City Smurf-Hoodlums"
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:19 PM
March 16, 2012 5:19 PM - petebklyn
if you really wanted to know if having safe sex -- you'd have to videotape it. :)
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:19 PM
March 16, 2012 5:20 PM - etson
But it should be pronounced as if it were just one word: "sma-FUD-lum"..
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:20 PM
March 16, 2012 5:20 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Yes, of course, Pete, one can't be in the room, but one can speak up and talk to kids in a good positive way and let them know serious consequences are attached.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:20 PM
March 16, 2012 5:22 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
so what would you do/say if your offspring away at college says bringing home boyfriend/girlfriend for the wkend?

i would say that's fine, but the guest has to use the bathroom down the block at the mcdonalds, or a gas station, or whereever. if they have a problem with that i would insist that i check their genitals for crabs or infectious diseases before sleeping in my house or sitting on my toilet


*rob*




Edited at March 16, 2012 5:21 PM
March 16, 2012 5:22 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
""Tell me, are you related to the Jersey City Smurf-Hoodlums""

Snort!
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:22 PM
March 16, 2012 5:24 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
rob at 5:22pm = Chapter 23 of his upcoming "Parenting in the Internet Age" book, to be released in Fall 2012! : P
March 16, 2012 5:28 PM - Legion
haha,
"Parenting in the Internet Age"
by *rob*

I would pay for a copy of that one!
I think he could get an advance by simply submitting a chapter on Nannies.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:28 PM
March 16, 2012 5:28 PM - petebklyn
I would say: I'm paying for this college and this house and am not paying for you to have sex. you slut. that makes your a prostitute. and me paying for you to have sex makes me what...a john, a pimp? fine, if want to have sex why don't you tape and post on internet for everyone to watch.
then I would say I'm sorry, kinda.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:28 PM
March 16, 2012 5:30 PM - Legion
I think pete should be banned from the OT for those scurrilous comments!
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:30 PM
March 16, 2012 5:31 PM - dibs
I think that subject should be dealt with the way Norman Thayer dealt with it in On Golden Pond
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:32 PM
March 16, 2012 5:32 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"I think he could get an advance by simply submitting a chapter on Nannies."

This could be rob's BIG chance to make a pile of money! rob...START WRITING! (You think I'm joking but I'm not. This time. : P )

"Dr. Smurf-Hoodlum's Guide to Parenting in the Internet Age."

Subtitle: "Everything you thought you knew is wrong!"
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:33 PM
March 16, 2012 5:33 PM - petebklyn
now, what if had an elderly widowed father and he wanted to come visit and bring someone with him several years younger than you?
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:33 PM
March 16, 2012 5:35 PM - Legion
For sure ditmasparker,
If that woman made a bestseller out of TigerMom,
why not this one?
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:35 PM
March 16, 2012 5:38 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"why not this one?"

Precisely! : P It could be a real send up of Park Slope Parenting, which we all know rob loves so...

Chapter 16: On the correct use of strollers: When to yank your ugly crotchfruit out of the stroller and teach the little overly pampered jerk to walk! (Hint: Before College)
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:40 PM
March 16, 2012 5:44 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I've actually seen that happen in real life, Pete. It's never pretty. But one woman I know, who married a much older man (30 yrs. age diff.) has navigated the situation exceptionally well. That said, now he's almost 93, and it's kinda difficult for her to have a life.

I would have freaked out if my dad did that!
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:44 PM
March 16, 2012 5:45 PM - Deleted
Have you ever considered this.....?

Folks follow the ups and down of the price of oil religiously. Folks and politicians get bent out of shape if it hits $4.00 a gallon, for a product that has to be extracted from the earth, transported halfway around the world, refined, and then distributed to your local gas station.

At the same time, a can of Benjamin Moore Paint, manufactured in Harrison, NJ, costs $31/gallon, and no one makes a stink.

Strange, but true.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:45 PM
March 16, 2012 5:49 PM - rf
Most people don't fill up on Benjamin Moore paint once a week or so.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:49 PM
March 16, 2012 5:53 PM - petebklyn
worse yet, if father had divorced the mother and then wanted to bring the trophy girlfriend to visit.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:53 PM
March 16, 2012 5:53 PM - dibs
And EUROTRASH has to pay $10-15 a gallon.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:53 PM
March 16, 2012 5:54 PM - dibs
I wonder what the US consumption of gasoline is vs. Coca Cola.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:54 PM
March 16, 2012 5:56 PM - petebklyn
the more you pay for a gallon of paint - the higher status of it.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:56 PM
March 16, 2012 5:57 PM - Deleted
DIBS;

Coke is probably a better example than paint. $1 per liter, and no one talks about "Big Soda".
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:57 PM
March 16, 2012 5:58 PM - dibs
Pete...there's a brand new MLP ETF...no K-1s

YMLP

It has a yield close to 9% I bet it eventually trades at a premium
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:58 PM
March 16, 2012 5:59 PM - dibs
Yes, benson, Coke is the usual comparison, not paint.
Edited at March 16, 2012 5:59 PM
March 16, 2012 6:02 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I know a couple who started a fancy paint company. One of those no/low fumes, whatever paints. They're rich and famous now.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:02 PM
March 16, 2012 6:02 PM - rf
Benson and DIBS, you can still find sales of Coke for .99 for a 2-liter bottle. That's the price it was on sale 20 years ago when I lived in Park Slope.

The sales are a little harder to find but it's two 2-liter bottles for $3 at Pathmark this week.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:02 PM
March 16, 2012 6:03 PM - dibs
I don't drink colas or any soft drinks, rf.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:03 PM
March 16, 2012 6:04 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I don't drink soda either, but BH drinks a LOT of seltzer, so I'm always looking for the sales on that.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:04 PM
March 16, 2012 6:04 PM - dibs
I do however have a few cars, some of which get much much less than 20 mpg.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:04 PM
March 16, 2012 6:06 PM - dibs
Cobble, have you ever tried any of the seltzer home kits? A company with the ticker SODA i think is the biggest
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:05 PM
March 16, 2012 6:06 PM - petebklyn
this weather is great for keeping down oil and natural gas bills. and next week says 70 almost everyday upstate.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:06 PM
March 16, 2012 6:06 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Oh, btw, Ciobani yogurts are less expensive at the Food Coop than Met Food. (1.09 ea. vs. 2/$3.)
March 16, 2012 6:08 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"have you ever tried any of the seltzer home kits?"

No, but recently a friend was selling me on the SodaStream system. She loves it. Now that I have counter space, I should reconsider it.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:08 PM
March 16, 2012 6:09 PM - rf
Dharun Ravi grew up in Plainsboro, New Jersey, in a large, modern house with wide expanses of wood flooring and a swimming pool out back. Assertive and athletic, he used “DHARUNISAWESOME” as a computer password and played on an Ultimate Frisbee team. At the time of his high-school graduation, in 2010, his parents bought space in the West Windsor and Plainsboro High School North yearbook. “Dear Dharun, It has been a pleasure watching you grow into a caring and responsible person,” the announcement said. “You are a wonderful son and brother. . . . Keep up your good work. Hold on to your dreams and always strive to achieve your goals. We know that you will succeed.”

Read more http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/02/06/120206fa_fact_parker#ixzz1pJsUOJW6

Really stupid that he didn't have citizenship.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:09 PM
March 16, 2012 6:09 PM - petebklyn
I never bought any etf. how is that diff from closed end fund?
March 16, 2012 6:14 PM - petebklyn
I buy the 16oz ones. plain. I prefer fage over chobani but market upstate charges $4.99 for fage whereas Met is $3.99.
Both are made upstate Newyork. Helping NY industry.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:14 PM
March 16, 2012 6:15 PM - dibs
Not much difference at all, Pete. Some ETFs don't actually own stocks but this one does.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:15 PM
March 16, 2012 6:15 PM - dibs
Cobble, i think SodaStream is the company I'm thinking about
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:15 PM
March 16, 2012 6:16 PM - dibs
I prefer the Mexican flavored yoghurt
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:16 PM
March 16, 2012 6:18 PM - petebklyn
mexican flavored but greek style?
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:18 PM
March 16, 2012 6:20 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
They're both good, it was just a comparison I noted today while doing my grocery shopping. I'm trying to price things at both stores more carefully.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:20 PM
March 16, 2012 6:22 PM - ij
My freshman college roommate was a closeted gay; he told me once I was the best friend he had ever had, the best compliment anyone has ever paid me in my life. There are still a lot of Internet crimes yet to have their signature case; for me the absolute worst was the Missouri girl who was tricked into thinking a handsome boy had rejected her, when the boy's whole social media was a revenge plot by someone. That is horrifying.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:22 PM
March 16, 2012 6:24 PM - petebklyn
you sure Sodastream not Alkaseltzer?
March 16, 2012 6:25 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
" i think SodaStream is the company I'm thinking about"

It's super popular, and I just watched the demo—it seems great. It could work for us, but I'd have to buy extra bottles. BH can go through 2 liters a day.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:26 PM
March 16, 2012 6:25 PM - petebklyn
how could you be best friend if he was relagated to just the closet ---just so you could have the whole room to yourself?

Edited at March 16, 2012 6:25 PM
March 16, 2012 6:28 PM - dibs
Maybe it was a walk-in closet, Pete.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:28 PM
March 16, 2012 6:29 PM - ij
I just went to Bark to watch Vermont lose to UNC. Out of 4 main tables with 8 seats each, I moved 6 times. The sixth was so this group could sit together. Eight of them entered, and moved to the table where two were seated. Sizing up the problem, I moved across an aisle. "Oh you don't need to move! There's enough seats!"

"I was snowboarding in the Alps," I overheard one say. "Then I took a side route to Poland. We spent the holidays in Krakow. My friend had never met her father's family."

Later she complained of the security paid to snowboard carriers in international airlines.

There was someone else at their table who was Tool personified but I will refrain from describing it. Earlier a gaggle of kids came in with their parents; they were falling all over themselves to not be obtrusive.

I'm in Bark all the time - only 50 steps from my place - but that was a signal change.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:29 PM
March 16, 2012 6:30 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Actually, I lied DIBS. I do have a home seltzer bottle/maker like this, but it won't fit in the fridge, it's too big. And it's difficult to clean because the neck is so small.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:30 PM
March 16, 2012 6:34 PM - petebklyn
I remember being quite embarrassed back in college....roommate, his girlfriend and maybe another guy kinda joking, laughing...apparently they musta walked in room one night when I was sound asleep and I had hardon and sheet had fallen off.
today kids probably would have taken out cell phone and gotten pictures.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:34 PM
March 16, 2012 6:34 PM - ij
He wrote me a letter after his freshman crush was inconsolable from being rejected, someone more ok with us getting hammered ever weekend (my roommate never drank), and it was obvious why. He showed me the various cumstains. "He had his eyes closed," the rejectee said, and everyone who had had sex already nodded in understanding - you only did that with a fling you cared nothing about, they told me.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:34 PM
March 16, 2012 6:35 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
One of my very best friends growing up was in the closet until he was nearly 30. Of course, we all knew he was gay growing up. It just took him a little longer than us to accept.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:35 PM
March 16, 2012 6:38 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"today kids probably would have taken out cell phone and gotten pictures."

No doubt, Pete. A little scary to think about. I can imagine some events in my life that might have ended up 'documented' for posterity, which I would rather not remember.

Infinite: TMI. I do not need to hear about cumstains.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:38 PM
March 16, 2012 6:40 PM - petebklyn
what if your divorced father wanted to come visit with his new boyfriend?
March 16, 2012 6:42 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
That would bother me a helluva lot less than super young girlfriend.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:41 PM
March 16, 2012 6:43 PM - ij
It wasn't for shock value, DP, it was one of the emotional centerpieces of the story. And as I say at work, "after all, it is Friday afternoon."
March 16, 2012 6:44 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I think you could have told the story just as well without the added grossness. Perhaps even more poignantly.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:45 PM
March 16, 2012 6:44 PM - petebklyn
I don't understand last scenario, IJ. your roommate had a freshman crush on some guy and then what? guy rejected your roommate? roommate rejected the crush? whose eyes were closed and whose cumstain?
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:44 PM
March 16, 2012 6:48 PM - petebklyn
after all things said here --- how could that be called grossness?
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:48 PM
March 16, 2012 6:48 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
I know a couple who started a fancy paint company. One of those no/low fumes, whatever paints. They're rich and famous now.

moronic. the fumes are the BEST part of painting! i love the smell of a freshly painted room. i nearly did pass out once painting a room entirely in spray paint, and two of my roommates were ready to throw me out (this was up in harlem). they claimed the smell permeated the entire 5 bedroom apartment for WEEEKS :-/

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 6:48 PM
March 16, 2012 6:50 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
ROFL! I dunno, it just struck me as a gross detail better left out! I'm even questioning someone showing someone not involved in the act a thing like that!
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:50 PM
March 16, 2012 6:51 PM - ij
My roommate and this guy were both closeted, and both in our circle. They slept together, my roommate rejected the guy, and then every beer/pot party for the next six months was the rejectee crying how he could win him back. In disbelief I was like, my roommate had sex with you? "Yes!" he said. "I'll show you." I then asked me roommate if it was true and he inserted a letter into my luggage before the Thanksgiving break, saying "I don't want to lose the best friend I've ever had." I quickly assured him he would not.

I'm friends with both on Facebook now, water under the bridge.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:51 PM
March 16, 2012 6:52 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
rob, You're supposed to be busy writing your Parenting book. : P

BH likes the smell of diesel fumes. It has sentimental associations from his days working at a Yacht Club! LOL!
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:52 PM
March 16, 2012 6:53 PM - petebklyn
skidmark is gross, cumstain not. spilled mother's milk not.
March 16, 2012 6:55 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Ok, have it your way!

Just don't ask to see ours if you come over! ; )
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:56 PM
March 16, 2012 6:57 PM - petebklyn
"In disbelief I was like, my roommate had sex with you?" gee IJ, that was low blow to rejects deflated ego. Had sex with YOU?
(I guess your roommate washed his sheets as often as cobble does).
Tell us a happy ending. they are both happily married now.
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:57 PM
March 16, 2012 6:59 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
: P Now, now, don't get cranky, Pete! C'mon, you don't want me snooping in your sheets at home, and I don't want you snooping in mine either!
Edited at March 16, 2012 6:59 PM
March 16, 2012 6:59 PM - ij
It was more disbelief sex happens, being the naive moron I was then.

They are both happy, roommate lives in Atlanta and is partnered, rejectee in LA and also partnered.
March 16, 2012 7:02 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
"I don't want to lose the best friend I've ever had." I quickly assured him he would not.

barf, he sounded mad needy. who says that kinda shit? well other than closeted gays i guess. personally i was never in the closet. people asked all the time, people assumed, people accused, people made fun, people joked. i grew up watching porn and i liked all the sexual organs of both genders. i had just as many girl crushes as boy crushes. never thought i was bisexual though because it never crossed my mind people were anything. my grandparents totally knew, well honestly, everyone knew. i never internalized gay jokes and anti gay remarks, even hearing them in passing of people talking about other people. got to college and all of a sudden started attracting WAY too many fruitflies (the nicer term for fag hags).i enjoyed being gay for a while, then i totally grew out of it a few years ago. it happens. i still have a nutso libido tho, so that's not the issue. i just not can';t be 100% who i am even within the first second of meeting someone, and too much of dating and potential partner finding is hiding way too many aspects of yourself and molding yourself to fit in their worldview. i can't be asked! at least not now at 35. but i am not totally so averse and closed off to any possibilities of finding a boyfriend, it would just have to randomly happen, i refuse to put any kind of concerted effort into such a thing.


*rob*



Edited at March 16, 2012 7:02 PM
March 16, 2012 7:04 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Infinite, so was it college when you first noticed friends having sex?

My friends and I were having sex as young as about 16/17/18. But really, all my friends were experimenting really young. Including the gay or gay-curious ones. Maybe it's just that we were city kids or in pretty socially liberal families. I started sleeping with a boy around the corner at 17, and my parents didn't love it, but they allowed it. His parents were surprisingly ok with it. I guess they were happy enough that they knew where we were.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:04 PM
March 16, 2012 7:06 PM - petebklyn
"It was more disbelief sex happens, being the naive moron I was then" -- you've come a long way baby
March 16, 2012 7:09 PM - petebklyn
"My friends and I were having sex ......" -- teenage orgy?
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:09 PM
March 16, 2012 7:09 PM - Legion
...tell us the truth,
for Holloween in the dorm,
somebody went as Casper the Cum Stained Ghost.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:09 PM
March 16, 2012 7:10 PM - ij
My junior year I ran into my roommate on the street in Burlington, we went for some dinner spontaneously. He told me he'd just had sex with two guys, one of which held him by the throat the whole time. My roommate seemed quite alarmed by the whole experience.

Our senior year, after we graduated, we met again (Vermont is a large school). We again decided to go out, to lunch this time. He was in the midst of seeking a corporate job - he is conservative. I was hoping to go to grad school.. We went to some random bar but neither of us drank. All I could think about was the cosmically large distance we had both traveled in 4 short years, and how mature we both were. We had nothing in common anymore and yet a shared history and that was enough. When the check came, we both only had $20s. We laughed at that.

Last time I ever saw him.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:10 PM
March 16, 2012 7:11 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
""My friends and I were having sex ......" -- teenage orgy?"

No! LOL! But I did have friends when I was more like early 20s that were into that. Not for me!!
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:11 PM
March 16, 2012 7:12 PM - ij
Yes, DP.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:12 PM
March 16, 2012 7:13 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
ew at all yalls cummy sheets :-/ this is why i love sleeping on a bare leather black couch. tho honestly i dont think that couch has ever seen a drop of cum (at least not from me, who knows about the last owners). but if it would at least you can wipe it off with a clorox wet nap and not have to wash your clothes are be embarrassed of someone seeing cum stains on your sheets that's nasty. when i first got my dog he was humping my pillow ALL the time, it was so gross constantly changing the pillow cases, and at the time i slept on a raft but had sheets on the raft, i eventually just stopped using pillows and stopped putting sheets on the stupid raft, until he finally broke the raft and i was sleeping on astroturf (my apartment was astroturfed). ugh how the hell did i live that way for like 4 years!? that's another thing, when youre 24 you can bring someone home and people will find it funny your living set up, but fast forward 10 years and eh, people find it creepy or sad. i was dating this one guy for a few months or so when i first moved here and i lied and said my leather couch opened up and had a bed inside.) even THAT has to be sad and creepy even if it's true, which it totally wasn't. i wound up dumping him because a neighbor in this building who moved to england was like omg, seriously you could do SOOOOOOOOOO much better. and then i never did any better hahahah, but i kind of agreed with her. i think what she said gave me good reason to dump him but around the same time he casually brought up he smoked meth and tried to get me to do it and i was like oh helllls no. i really should have known by his teeth. he didnt have full meth mouth, but there those teeth should have been a total red flag. (the thing is i like imperfect teeth and do not like super white teeth on other people so maybe i wasnt paying too much attention). that person who got me to break up him probably did me a favor... im sort of a really bad judge of character. oh yeah and he completely LIED about his age the whole time by about 5 years :-/ how long do people think they can get away with that anyway and not eventually be found out!?!?

*rob*


*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:13 PM
March 16, 2012 7:13 PM - petebklyn
the more conservative the guy - the kinkier the sex. that is fact. and not some liberal attack.
March 16, 2012 7:15 PM - ij
That senior year lunch is one of the best memories of my life, actually.

Leaving on a good note... Peace, all!
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:15 PM
March 16, 2012 7:16 PM - petebklyn
happy st. pat's, ij
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:16 PM
March 16, 2012 7:16 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
I started sleeping with a boy around the corner at 17, and my parents didn't love it, but they allowed it.

omg LOL only chickenheads sleep with guys who live around the corner from them. wtf? you didnt have a metrocard!? (or subway tokens?) sorry if im assuming you were a chickenhead if the subway wasnt even around back then. i guess then i could consider sleeping with someone around the corner okay. ha, funny my ex the one i was with the longest when i first met him he lived in chinatown and i lived on the LES and then after like 4 months he moved right around the corner too to rivington street and i was on ludlow street, so i guess i was a bit of a chickenhead myself!

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:16 PM
March 16, 2012 7:17 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I grew up in a very cool time. No AIDS, no heavy parental pressure not to have sex. Sleep overs were allowed. I marvel at it. It was really nice.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:17 PM
March 16, 2012 7:18 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
We went to some random bar but neither of us drank. All I could think about was the cosmically large distance we had both traveled in 4 short years, and how mature we both were. We had nothing in common anymore and yet a shared history and that was enough. When the check came, we both only had $20s. We laughed at that.

let me guess. and THEN YOU GRABBED HIS BALLS

*rob*

March 16, 2012 7:18 PM - petebklyn
now your old enuf to be a chicken hawk. You already admitted that age is important to you.
"yeah and he completely LIED about his age the whole time by about 5 years :-/ how long do people think they can get away with that anyway and not eventually be found out!?!?"
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:18 PM
March 16, 2012 7:19 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
What the hell is a chickenhead?!

He was really cute and a badass, and we'd grown up together, but it was kind of cozy and nice.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:19 PM
March 16, 2012 7:21 PM - petebklyn
were you his 1st?
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:21 PM
March 16, 2012 7:22 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Me? No, I was his 2nd. He was my first.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:22 PM
March 16, 2012 7:22 PM - Legion
One advantage to having older sisters with all their friends and all, was the target rich environment which it afforded me. ;o)
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:22 PM
March 16, 2012 7:24 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
now your old enuf to be a chicken hawk. You already admitted that age is important to you.
"yeah and he completely LIED about his age the whole time by about 5 years :-/ how long do people think they can get away with that anyway and not eventually be found out!?!?"

even if he stated how old he was when we first met i wouldnt have had an issue with it. i dont really have an issue with age and ive always really only been attracted to people plus or minus 5 years of my own.. it's been pretty steady throughout my entire life that way. i was 31 and he said he was 34 but turns out he was 38. i wouldnt havent had a problem with that, but just find it strange people lie about their age. i can understand if it's people who met with the sole intention of a one night random hookup via the internet. but we didnt meet that way. it was thru another ex bf of mine who was in nyc and invited me out and we wound up sitting with these other dudes and i guess now that i think about it, maybe i do understand why people would lie about their age. the place this was at was mega gay, like drag queeny gay. it wasnt drag queen bingo, but it was similar, i wanna say drag queens doing stand up or something. still, we were friends for a bit before hand, why lie about age right off the bat like that?

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:24 PM
March 16, 2012 7:25 PM - petebklyn
and -- did you hit the bullseye often?
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:25 PM
March 16, 2012 7:25 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
What the hell is a chickenhead?!

didnt you grow up in nyc? were you sheltered from urban culture? how could you not know what a chickenhead was.

*rob*

March 16, 2012 7:26 PM - Legion
I always like older women though.
Growing up in East New York there were still old ladies around from the burlesque days in the 50's or something.
I remember one showing me her photo all done up in black and white.
That kind of scared me at first but then I was like, you know, boobs look good in black and white too.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:26 PM
March 16, 2012 7:26 PM - petebklyn
I just read that there was a boil water advisory for some water I drank today (at water fountain at the Y in Kingston).
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:26 PM
March 16, 2012 7:28 PM - Arkady
CHiller - I have an ISI siphon I've used for 30 years & it's still functioning well. A whole lot cheaper than that other one.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:28 PM
March 16, 2012 7:28 PM - Legion
"and -- did you hit the bullseye often?"

Sadly no. :o(

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:28 PM
March 16, 2012 7:29 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
oh jeez i just called my friend krazey to see what time he is coming over and his mom picked up lol (yes he still lives with his mom and he's 35). she said he was on his way and im like oh sorry i thought this was his own phone line and she LAUGHED hahahaha and said he left on his way here about 10 minutes ago. oh man, i hope im not judged by the company i keep

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:29 PM
March 16, 2012 7:33 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"didnt you grow up in nyc? were you sheltered from urban culture? how could you not know what a chickenhead was."

Not all that sheltered, but we weren't street kids either. So are you going to tell me what a chickenhead is or not???
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:33 PM
March 16, 2012 7:34 PM - petebklyn
so arkady is the one who has been stealing gas from my tank.

If always attracted to 5+-,, then you'll have a hard time finding good porn when you're 50.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:34 PM
March 16, 2012 7:34 PM - jessibaby
Lol at Casper the cumstained ghost.
March 16, 2012 7:35 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"CHiller - I have an ISI siphon I've used for 30 years & it's still functioning well. A whole lot cheaper than that other one."

Oh, and they're very cute and small enough to fit in the fridge, I see. I could get two or three of those. BH likes his seltzer cold (not on ice). Hmm. Must ponder. Thanks for mentioning!
March 16, 2012 7:35 PM - Legion
Have a good night everyone.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:35 PM
March 16, 2012 7:37 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
my "first" i guess if you wanna call it that (it was just me getting a blow job), but this guys mom walked in on us cuz i guess she heard talking (yes i babble incessantly when getting blown.. cuz i dont find blow jobs all that fun). she bugged out, called his dad to come upstairs, and then they kicked me out. i was in the middle of some suburb in new jersey and it was pitch black and i was like oh wtf am i gonna do now!? this was pre cell phone days for the most part. i was sitting at the end of some other houses driveway trying to figure out what to do and he wound up finding me half an hour later and was like let's just go back to your dorm :-/ this was when i was living with the hippie, so it wouldnt have been a problem (i did see him wake up with random skanks in his bed, never cared about that much... one of the skanks i recognized in a group therapy session years later tho hahahah). i was kinda grossed out cuz it was a single bed and i didnt want him sleeping in bed with me so i slept on the floor. i was scheduled to go to the mall the next saturday afternoon (he was STILL lingering around) with my faghag fruitfly girls and i was like ugh fine you can come if you want. they ALL MADE FUN OF ME! and they were not even sly about it. it was very mean girls and i was completely embarrassed. he was really ugly, but i liked his taste in music, but not enough to ever wanna get blown by him again so i ended that. we did hang out many times after that. somehow i got tricked into babysitting 3 white trash children in some random suburb while him and his friend (the mom who was like 21 seriously) went out. i was like omg wtfffffffff?
okay, gonna go now, i dont like dredging this shit up that i havent thought about in years.


*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:37 PM
March 16, 2012 7:38 PM - Arkady
The water gets somewhat chilled just by the siphon action.
Santorum wants to totally ban internet porn.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:38 PM
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Edited at March 16, 2012 7:41 PM
March 16, 2012 7:43 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I like the idea of those, Arkady. I think even two could be enough.

Santorum is a total freak. Is he scared of sex? What is up with him? Has he met many humans?
March 16, 2012 7:43 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
and im not being a mistogamiss i bet dave was a total bed stuy chickenhead..

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:43 PM
March 16, 2012 7:44 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
That's not very nice, rob. It wasn't like that.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:44 PM
March 16, 2012 7:45 PM - jessibaby
Rob, on Amtrak again. Not in quiet yet nobody is talking. The good news is that the Amtrak lounge is now open to all Amtrak ticketed passengers so if u arrive early, you can at least have a proper seat while you wait
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:45 PM
March 16, 2012 7:50 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
i didn't say it was. yeah, im sure it was all romantic with sticky glow in the dark ceiling stars, and zimas, and 80s new wave playing in the background or something :-/ sorry, but sucking dick, i find, to be, well, eh, something i do not like to do or to get. me personally i only like fucking (not getting fucked) and making out and i like getting massages and having my back and ears scratched. occassionally i'll kick it up a notch and get rough. (non sexually rough... im talking like just beating each other up in a non domestic violence kinda way where both parties approve and laughing is involved the whole time).

TMI TMI!

*rob*



Edited at March 16, 2012 7:50 PM
March 16, 2012 7:53 PM - petebklyn
I say ban it too unless we can tax it and get rid of the deficit.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:53 PM
March 16, 2012 7:53 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
oh that's good to know jessi, thanks!!!!! i was thinking about renting a cheap motel room in times square the night before i have to leave. (something under 99 a night!? is that possible?) so all i have to do is walk to penn station to make my 6.15 am train. does anyone know anyone who lives in the penn station area who's apartment i can sleep in that night before my trip? i feel like im not going to be able to get to sleep the night before a 615 am booking in penn station.... and i want to be there a few hours a head of time in case of any problems. ugh. i guess i can sleep the whole way on the train there, but that would really ruin the trip since the only part of the trip im looking forward to is the train ride and the scenery and the partying in the aisles.

*rob*

March 16, 2012 7:56 PM - Deleted
"Santorum is a total freak. Is he scared of sex?"

Well, given that he has a bunch of kids, I wouldn't say that sex is an issue with him.
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:56 PM
March 16, 2012 7:56 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
i feel like i picked a really stupid departure time, not only that, but at 330 the day before my trip im getting my permanent crown on my tooth. too much drama packed into 24 hours like that doesnt work with my mellow aquarian nature :(

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 7:56 PM
March 16, 2012 7:58 PM - CGar
"I have an ISI siphon I've used for 30 years & it's still functioning well."

Sex toy???
Edited at March 16, 2012 7:58 PM
March 16, 2012 8:01 PM - CGar
I had some leftover cock for dinner. Delish. And now I'm off . . .
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:01 PM
March 16, 2012 8:02 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"was all romantic with sticky glow in the dark ceiling stars, and zimas, and 80s new wave playing in the background or something :-/ sorry"

It was cozy, only there weren't glow in the dark stars, just black light posters, street lights or candles. And it wasn't Zimas, it was vodka or beer & pot, and it wasn't 80s new age, since that hadn't been invented yet in the 70s, it was jazz fusion or rock.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:02 PM
March 16, 2012 8:02 PM - CGar
^^^ Cake. That was cake of course. Granted, it WAS cock cake. Last bite. And good to the last drop (sts).
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:02 PM
March 16, 2012 8:02 PM - jessibaby
I wonder what santorum will do once his wife goes through menopause. If he can only bone to procreate he's gonna be in trouble. Bible written for a time when people didnt live too long.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:02 PM
March 16, 2012 8:03 PM - petebklyn
well, if functioning well after 30 years of usage, better than most guys do.
March 16, 2012 8:04 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Whatever, benson. He's clearly got issues with sex, despite the kids.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:04 PM
March 16, 2012 8:05 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"^^^ Cake. That was cake of course. Granted, it WAS cock cake. Last bite. And good to the last drop (sts)."

I didn't get any cock, I mean cock cake! Damn you! : P
March 16, 2012 8:06 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
"If he can only bone to procreate he's gonna be in trouble. "

Then the news stories about his secret extra kinky sex life will come out!
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:07 PM
March 16, 2012 8:07 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I don't have any 'data' on that, jessi! : P
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:09 PM
March 16, 2012 8:07 PM - jessibaby
What's the average age for dudes to stop getting boners? Does that mean sex drive gone too?
March 16, 2012 8:11 PM - jessibaby
Go Cobble, Go Cobble.

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:11 PM
March 16, 2012 8:19 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
LOL, jessi! (How many hours till BH gets home? Sigh...)
March 16, 2012 8:22 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
I just don't understand people like Santorum. They seem to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about other people's sex lives.
March 16, 2012 8:23 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
What's the average age for dudes to stop getting boners?

like spontaneous ones? i have no idea, i never got a spontaneous one before. when around someone a man finds sexually attractive i'd imagine very easily when it comes to closeness? probably well into their 40s? viagra was made for men in the 50s and up. most erectile dysfunction at any age before 50 is usually psychologically related. seriously ladies, if you are making out with a guy under 50 and he doesnt get an erection within a few minutes, he's not into you or has serious mental blocks involving the two of you. obviously there can be medical conditions involved, but what woman wants to be with a limp dick under 50 years old!? id imagine the sexual corollary for woman is a dry vagina and inverted nipples? id be offended if i was shagging the sahara and reaching up and finding valleys instead of mountains kindaa thing, but women can at least get away with their sexual deprowessness, but that comes at a price since most likely they have no more eggs or a wack uterus. i think men still produce sperm til they die (guh-ROSS!). so if you can get the dick "working" the game is good to go, you cant say the same for women, which is why so many men trade in for younger chicks. i dont envy straight women, that sucks. but 85% of straight men are the same, they are always looking for ass and dick that is barely legal as well. i guess it's a guy thing. deal with it or move to the mythical island of Lesbos
i bet the rents are real cheap down there!
*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:23 PM
March 16, 2012 8:23 PM - Donatella
Well, I can see the conversation went south post the shamrock/ 4 leaf clover discussion. I am wearing a green silk jacket and kelly green duppioni silk scarf tomorrow. I have a seminar thing tomorrow day and then going out in the pm, dressed in green.

Have a good night and Happy St. Patricks's day!
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:23 PM
March 16, 2012 8:27 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
I just don't understand people like Santorum. They seem to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about other people's sex lives.

agreeance. it's fucking creepy as hell. i thought republicans were all about staying out of peoples businesses and personal lives? i do agree with them on financial levels, but yeah dudes, good luck (any of them) getting someone like me to decide to vote. they are cutting their noses off despite something (i dont know how the quote goes) but totally weird. however, lots of theories going down that 2012 *IS* when the NWO is taking over anyway, so i think it's possible (out there duh...) that all these repub candidates are just pawns and stuff for the NWO. there is no real republican party, there never could be, everyone is in bed with each other.. we're rubbing BRIC's nipples right now!

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:26 PM
March 16, 2012 8:27 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
And Dr. Smurf-Hoodlum's next book after the Sex Ed for Teens, and the Parenting book will be on Middle-aged/Senior's sex lives.
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:27 PM
March 16, 2012 8:28 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
donna that sounds great!!!! tomorrow i have a green outfit picked out as well, and still have two CLEAR contact lenses!!! the only day of the year i show off my real eye color (puke green) is on st. patrick's day.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:28 PM
March 16, 2012 8:28 PM - Cobble B. Hiller
Ok, la di da, I have a movie to watch! Nite peeps!
March 16, 2012 8:32 PM - Deleted
Mr I'm afraid of bedbugs wants to rent a seedy hotel room in times square?
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:32 PM
March 16, 2012 8:32 PM - jessibaby
So Dr S-H, do men over 50 who need Viagra still get horny and need the pill to get the sails up or is ED at that age tied to no longer having sexual desire?
Edited at March 16, 2012 8:32 PM
March 16, 2012 8:34 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
And Dr. Smurf-Hoodlum's next book after the Sex Ed for Teens, and the Parenting book will be on Middle-aged/Senior's sex lives.


you are mocking me totally, and i get it, but i dont get that my outlook is even anywhere slightly off the cuff. i know almost everyone in this board cuz of that brownstoner website, but why was i even ON that website to begin with? i wasnt trolling, ive never trolled. i do have a tendency to wind up in places where im an ill-fit. (i argued in a paper against the goodness-of-fit model of psychotherapy and psychology in general back in the day and got an A! my professor said it was, um, A-worthy.) granted everyone but the one chick who never came to class cuz she said she had brain cancer got an A, it most likely doesnt mean much, but still.. i have my outlook on life, as do all of you. which is why i could NEVER post on brownstoner again, omg that has turn into one giant uber-gentrification let's raise the rent, omg my house is gonna be worth a gazillion dollars in a year, circle jerk! at least in the OT when it existed over there, some of you were not that bad.

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:34 PM
March 16, 2012 8:35 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
Mr I'm afraid of bedbugs wants to rent a seedy hotel room in times square?

shut up, ill leave the bedbugs in south carolina. duh!

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:35 PM
March 16, 2012 8:38 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
quote:
So Dr S-H, do men over 50 who need Viagra still get horny and need the pill to get the sails up or is ED at that age tied to no longer having sexual desire?

i think it's literally a physiological thing just to get hard. i think the old men who take viagra literally wanna fuck their wives/girlfriends/mistresses, but just cant get it up. if im wrong about that, tell me, i dont know. lots of gays like to mix viagra and meth :-/ cuz smoking meth gives people meth dick. but then they fuck for hours and hours and hours and they just wind up passing each other diseases cuz the meth makes them not wanna wear a condom. guh-ROSS gay people!
anyway, im gonna go take a shower with my lady soap now. g'nite

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 8:38 PM
March 16, 2012 9:24 PM - Arkady
50 is not a virility Rubicon, for heaven's sake! At least not in all men - or even many. Even into later years, if the mind is willing the flesh is usually accomodating.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:24 PM
March 16, 2012 9:34 PM - gay smurf hoodlum
krazy is here and is watching old school episodes of batman with my roommate and his boyfriend, and Duke. i had to come back into my room. i cant be asked :-/ i hate that show

*rob*

Edited at March 16, 2012 9:33 PM
March 16, 2012 9:50 PM - lechacal
Finally home from my two-day trip and was able to look at Dave;s retirement bopk. Hoily crap amazing job. I am super impressed.
Edited at March 16, 2012 9:50 PM