Fun party. JB and gardenia really belted out the songs. Bus stop was hilarious, when you see the words you wonder how it ever became so popular, hopefully it's still paying royalties to someone.
Why is it that when you order a bagel with cream cheese, you end up with 1/2 pound of cream cheese on it? Then when you order a bagel with a shmear, they barely graze the bagel with cream cheese. Is there no in between?? And the price is the same.
I want to thank you all, especially Snappy & Cobble, for the book. it was an amazing gesture; one of those things that I'll always keep. i don't know how you did it and I don't know how much time you spent on it but it is amazing.
I still haven't opened some of the other presents.
Good afternoon, everyone. Sorry I missed the party but I'm about to have a very 1% dinner at the Emirates Palace Hotel, which DIBS would no doubt appreciate.
Really fun party, everyone OUT DID themselves! I loved seeing you all in living color!
The Plusettes, Biffy, jessi and Ardenia were fantastic! And yes, the Bus Stop number is still in my head, too!
Congratulations again, and thank you, Dave!
ALL THE CREDIT for the book goes to Snaps, I was just moral support. Ok, maybe not even all that moral really—I told her it was a great idea and drank with her while she made it! But I 100% agree with you that it turned out beautifully!
morning asshats. i don't know about you all, but i'm exhausted and hoarse! pics of the book, cake, etc. will be uploaded to a private flickr page soon (gimme time to wake up!) and i'll send you all an email with the private pass to view it. now i gotta go see about waking up...
How is it I get so drunk at the party at my house starting at 7:00 or so but not drunk at all when i drink beer like that ALL night long, starting at 5:30???
"Tide has become a hot commodity among thieves at supermarkets and drugstores in at least some parts of the country. . . . [It] is well-suited for resale on the black market. . . . CVS pharmacies have been attaching electronic anti-theft tags to bottles"
Why is it that when you order a bagel with cream cheese, you end up with 1/2 pound of cream cheese on it? Then when you order a bagel with a shmear, they barely graze the bagel with cream cheese. Is there no in between?? And the price is the same.
Seriously -- thanks dibs, for the party and best wishes for your retirement.
The book was amazing, snappy! Did you actually speak to the what or just email?
Lots of fun singing with jb and great to see everyone! The key to karaoke is song selection (and, of course, alcohol). I am starting to work up the nerve to go solo, though I'm always happy to sing with jb and with my old singing partner etson.
[Someone needs to remind me that there's alcohol in vodka and sodas, and whoever keeps slamming my skull with a sledghammer can knock it off, now, ok?]
Snaps is going to send a flickr link around—I begged her to photo the whole book, it's too GREAT! The What's contribution was via email—and perfect.
Cobble, have you not learned by now that it's futile to say "no" and "never" to me??? Eventually I wear people down with my persistence. (STFU DELEPP!!!)
The bald white guy who showed up in Spandex was a real letdown. I was really hoping you had hired some Asian male strippers or at least a Mexican busboy for the evening.
Hi all, I had a great time, as well. Congrats Dave, and thanks so much for a great party. Many thanks, as well, to our hard working coordinator and party planner, CGar, who worked his butt off. Thanks, as well to Arkady and Bxgrl for the cake. It was very Dave. Snappy's book was incredible, I saw it last night, but didn't have my reading glasses, (yes, I'm old) and couldn't see it too well, and missed a lot of great bon mots, I'm sure. Can't wait to see it on line. I really enjoyed myself, and count myself lucky to have you all as friends. Gotta say, Adam's "Purple Rain" was awesome! Who knew?
m4l, I'm using the Bloomberg Anywhere App as I have an account with them. I did see several others as well but haven't opened them yet to see how comprehensive they are
And let's not forget ARKADY AND HER GIANT COCK!!!!! The cake was ALL her idea.
She baked the cock (Dahmeresque if you ask me). She and bxgrl decorated the cock (and their ample experience shows). Snappy foraged for cake glitter and other supplies. And Slopey, Biff and I worked on slogans with Arkady, with Biff's slogan the winner, "The Best Is Yet To Cum".
"you and dibs both seemed quite obsessed with his nipples last night"
Ummmm, nice try, Slopey. But (a) you were drooling over jackal in his spandex superhero suit; and (2) Snappy was obsessed with his nipples, and I called her out on it, not me.
Yes, well, thanks to all of you for being there and allowing me to badger, cajole and whip you by email, text, IM, phone and smoke signal. Despite how annoying I can be (STFU DELEPP!!), quite a few of you losers thanked me for badgering you endlessly to be there.
m4l, Minard ignored my email, as I predicted he would. There were a bunch of other people (most of whom we've never met) who didn't reply either, so I won't ever bother to email any of them again.
Sorry I didn't bring SAM and MAX over last night. I decided it would be too overwhelming for them, as they are really still adjusting, and SAM is especially skittish around people.
Biff did suggest I go home and get Max so that jessi could throw him over her shoulder as she sang!!
Poor dibs (never thought I'd put those two words together), he's going to be dogged (catted?) by snappy's glitter for the rest of his life. You're an evil genius, snaps.
Slopey, there has been glitter on the pool table from the very first gathering that we had at Montero's, which I have NEVER been able to get rid of. Months later, Biff and I and our "real" friends will be playing pool, and we'll laugh when we spot glitter under one of the bumpers. I've also found glitter in the cellar numerous times when I've gone down to get ice, beer, mixers, etc.
Sounds like the perfect party. Glad I was able to contribute to the book. Watching these "life-cycle" moments when people get engaged, have kids, move jobs, or retire are truly spellbinding and make you think. Congrats Dave!
Ok...emails just went out for the guest pass to see the private page of photos and videos. If somehow I missed sending you a guest pass, email me and I'll send you one. Please give it a few minutes though for the emails to go through.
Dave, lemme know if you want a cd of the photos and videos. (all others, if you want one, you can make a copy from his...i am retiring from book and cd making!)
I must say that Rob, DeLepp and the What provided the funniest contributions to the book. Had me howling. And what can be said about Adam's Purple Rain performance??? Never knew he had it in him! Twas great.
Best party ever! I haven't had such a good time (OMG- I sang karaoke!) in a long long time. Congrats DIBS! And Snaps, Cobble- I fell off the chair when I read what the What wrote! Great book-. BTW- Jessie was fantastic last night as lead female singer. And while Adam's Purple rain had me in stitches, Biff's Wonderful World made me cry. In a good way :)
Oh -and Arkady, the next time we do a cake. can we do the 3-d one that stands up?
Kens, I can't talk to you - CGar told me we're all restricted from interacting with you due to your no-show. I don't want him to hire a goon to beat me up.
The only thing that could have added to Adam's performance would have been if he tore his shirt down the center to show some chest hair, and had long greasy hair. . (Does Adam have chest hair?)
Kens, CGar said he ain't accepting excuses/explanations (no matter how valid) but he is willing to accept bribes to allow you to get out of the doghouse
I didn't contribute Arkady :o(. Like i said, work has going me crazy and my coop duties are adding to the time consumption so I don't have time for anything anymore.
I was disappointed I got there late. (sorry) Something that was supposed to be a quick little job related to my volunteer work became a major and unexpected production. So I missed seeing Dave's reaction to the cake (wow, that was something!!). But I got to enjoy the karaoke and see mostly everybody. Great party. Adam was really impressive. Everyone was. Dibs, earnest and sincere singer from the heart!!!
M4L, that won't work with me. I am way too much of a cheap jew to cough anything up for bribes. Plus there were plenty of people who didn't show up to other gatherings (and I've been to most of them) and they are not in the doghouse. I can totally start naming names!
yeah, Rob's contribution to the book was hilarious.
"Hey, this is a surprise to see you here (Philly/Bucks) and am amazed you figured out how to get here. Now, what brings you here? Let me guess, you need me to do your taxes again?"
Hi all, looks like it was a great party. I took a look at the photos. Sorry not to have been able to make it down. You all seem to be in remarkably good condition today.
All the best to Dave (no longer DIBS I guess. When he is in P'Town will he be DICC?!). Sure it will be a fun filled & action packed retirement.
Busy day today but may check in later...
Also, I seem to be posting more than anyone else here given the fact that I was the first to arrive (Cobble, lush, was second) and practically last to leave.
I was the third to arrive at Montero's, only to find the Ghost and Mrs. Muir already imbibing.
I was one of the last three to leave Montero's, immediately after Biff and with Legion, who took me to see his car with the NRA decal on it!
And, I was the first to arrive here today. I posted the OT at 7:47; dave deigned to arrive on the scene until 8:02; and cobble didn't make an appearance until 9:32!
FUCK! I am a good analyst but I am a terrible accountant (can't figure out debits/credits for shit). Now I might be stuck doing some accounting higher level tasks (cost centers/budget allocations etc etc) and I am terrible at it but I sorta kinda have to prove myself. Now I feel like Rob ordering file cabinets - mad anxiety.....
On the positive side, I might be involved in a pretty fun logistics project. Have to figure out some logistics and warehousing stuff.
Dibs: thanks for the party! Have a great retirement and stay in touch on the OT.
Snappy: the book was amazing - you're brilliant!
CGar: thanks for organizing the get-together!
Scot: hope the interview this morning went well. Here's the link to order a whole cajun fried turkey (sorry, no higher class creole fried turkey!) http://store.honeyham.com/whole-smoked-and-cajun-fried-turkeys-c3.aspx
hopefully you don't have to do consolidation accounting stuff. no one really ever learns that until you have to. in college they say you'll learn it in CPA prep. in CPA prep they say just cross your fingers it doesn't show up on the exam.
Nah DH. don't really have to do accounting and booking per se. Just have to know the structure in order to build a good strategy for books consolidations and know why both companies have different rules and ramifications. We have like expert accountants from the big 4 helping with the consolidations/merger/valuation stuff.
If I can get through this year at this company, I'll be able to conquer anything in my career. We have so much change going on and everyone is scrambling like crazy and because it's such a huge company, there are duplicate effort on some projects and no effort on others. Kinda scary.
Dave, maybe he finally figured out that he is sick of the wife doing all of the demands and he has to pay for it when he can be doing all of the demanding and someone will pay him for it. hmmmm.
Male fruit flies become barflies when rejected by females, choosing alcohol-spiked food more often than their successful brothers in a study that suggests it may be due to a brain chemical also found in humans.
I just told my daughter that Xing asked about her and wondered why I didn't bring her along. When I said that there's a pool table at Montero's, she informed me that she wants to be a pool shark. Hmmm...
She was NOT interested in seeing a picture of the cake.
rf, I actually made a bit of money in high school playing pool. I went to Murrow and there was a billiards place like a couple of blocks away in which me and a friend of mine practically lived in. We actually got pretty good at one point and would play older kids/men for money and make a bit of spending cash.
I suck at pool now though. Haven't really played since then.
Kens, I think I posted before that her friends made her a birthday party a few weeks ago at the pool hall in Park Slope where we had the PLUSA xmas party. I said it was a shame that Tech doesn't have a billiards team. She said that she could probably start one. They like to have a club for everything.
House sold and closed. Just thinking of doing it for the new buyer since they don't realize how much of a difference it will make when they are done. And yes, to see Jose again
some woman in the supermarket tonight gave me the stink eye when she saw me sniffing various bars of soap. i couldn't decide between three scents and kinds of soaps and i just kept sniffing them, i guess not realizing i was in her damn way. oh well. she could have just said pardon me or excuse me. no, she had to make a face and just stand there. part of me thinks MAYBE the wholefoods will be worth it when it opens up cuz it will keep those kinds of people (like that woman) out of Associated. she seemed liked the type of would totally switch to whole foods if it was closer.
"some woman in the supermarket tonight gave me the stink eye when she saw me sniffing various bars of soap. i couldn't decide between three scents and kinds of soaps and i just kept sniffing them, i guess not realizing i was in her damn way. oh well. she could have just said pardon me or excuse me. no, she had to make a face and just stand there. part of me thinks MAYBE the wholefoods will be worth it when it opens up cuz it will keep those kinds of people (like that woman) out of Associated. she seemed liked the type of would totally switch to whole foods if it was closer."
:-/ yes because my goal in life is to be a moonface who documents everything on their stupid phone for others to see. strange how you think it's out of question that someone like me would run into people like her on a daily basis in park fucking slope. it's not like i said she whipped out her breast and squirted me in the face with her breast milk (i would have probably taken a picture that). she gave me the passive aggressive typical of moonface face of a woman her age (35-40ish) in this area. if it was a man he would have made a nasally sound.
Trust me, I see way more cankle PS moms breastfeeding than you, nothing to see there. just yesterday I was thinking, "when I was in 7th grade I'd have done anything to glimpse a boob. Now I see them all the time and I'm like, eh, just a boob."
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I read recently, 9/11 the last major event not to be documented by average citizens on their cell phones.
interesting. totally interesting. never thought about that. saw the top of one of the buildings burning of collapsing at work (or maybe it was just the smoke!?) from my building at work. no one thought to take out their phones and take pics or record it, but i guess there were no phones that recorded video back then. there had to have been phones with cameras on them no? honestly, at that time i didnt even own a cell phone, i was very late to the game for financial reasons. i kinda miss crazy shit going down and not looking around and EVERY single person is recording it. tho ill admit i do get a kick out of subway fights recorded on peoples phones and all the other crazy videos on world star hip hop.
hey, i dont recall anyone taking pics or recording anything during the blackout of 2003. that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun. gross, but fun. i had only had my dog for a few weeks at that point and it was like me and him were in some kind of post apocalyptic disaster movie.
so i never was sent the link to dave's memory book or whatever it's called. (how rude). anyone want to send me the link? and i guess the password? it's only fair i get to see it since i contributed to it as well.
Wow do I feel stupid. I just viewed the party pics and everyone wrote these heartfelt, end-of-high school-type entries in Dave's book. I was like, "ROCK ON!!!" I guess Dave, you're just such a part of our lives (treacly music playing now)...
i dont really see breast feeding all that often here. do you hang out at the tea lounge or something? supposedly that's a teet-sucking hotbed. there are perverts who get off on that kinda thing who specifically visit places like that :-/ guh-ROSS. (im not saying breast feeding is gross btw... duh it's normal tho im glad i was a formula (actually i think i was just a plain old cows milk and grape soda baby but whatever)). the young moms around her, i find, in general for the most part are friendlier than other parts of the city. (not that they arent always doing stupid shit like hello that 12 year old sitting in that stroller, or dangling your baby over a sewer to pee which luckily that last part i havent seen in a long time but appeared to be quite popular in 2010.) a lot more moms around here are legit wealthy ive noticed, and i like them better than the crunchy type faux slumming it moms with the trust funds.. they still all seem to have the faggiest husbands EVER tho.
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rob i sent it to your work email. its the only email i had for you.
when did you send it? i was there all day and was checking my email through-out work. was it from a different email address you sent it and maybe it went to spam? none of your other emails ever went to my spam.
ooh there are pics? i saw some people taking pics. (no one took a picture of me or asked me to be in any, lol) redux of my high school year book i guess.
Why was everyone so focuse on my nipples last night? Awkward. Hello from west Springfield mass. Perhaps I'll drive my mini up to Northampton for dinner.
and i just looked at the soap i wound up choosing at the supermarket. lever 2000 (i like that kind of soap cuz it's hardcore) but opted for the Citrus fresh scent. it's supposed to smell like madarin orange and grapefruit. ugh! it smelled good in the store (i might not have picked it tho if i didnt get rushed from that woman) and now im smelling it and smells awful and i only saw the citrus fresh part of the text, not the madarin (yum) and grapefruit (GROSS i hate the smell and taste of grapefruits why would you wanna smell like that!?) i completely bought lady soap without realizing it. i had no idea lever 2000 made lady fragrances now grrrrr. i should bring it back.
Lech, I haven't played with anyone's nipples in a while...yours were standing at attention and I just couldn't help myself :-) Did you tell the Missus????
Nite Jester!
Rob, are you gonna tell me your email so I can send you a pass or not???
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Why was everyone so focuse on my nipples last night?
cuz you walked into a bar full of already drunk people, dressed in a spandex outfit, with bigger torpedo nipples this side of the sahara. what did you expect people to notice first, your bald head!?
yeah i was privy to snappy feeling up your nipples, that was just beyond bizzarre. i think i poked jessi's friend's nipples once with a finger. i dont think she ever came back to another meet up. i dont do those kinds of things anymore tho. im more reserved and classy these days.
Just back from dinner at Speedy Romeo. It was ok but not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious--well, except for dessert which was really, really yummy--the lemon tart and the chocolate cake for the 4 of us.
RF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was in duane reade today buying floss and i saw that supersmile toothpaste! omg! the toothpaste itself was 22 dollars, and the whitener accelerator (HALF the normal size tube i gave you) is 40 something dollars. i didnt realize tooth whitening shit is so big in a regular drug store like that and so expensive. i would never pay that much for such a thing. im so curious if that shit actually keeps them white for a while, or just until you are done using it. i couldnt imagine paying 60 plus dollars a month on toothpaste just for the difference in a few shades of tooth color, that is beyond vain and really strange to me unless money is no issue.
cgar, if you are reading this, who made that food last night? honestly it was REALLY good and i almost never eat sausages and beef meatballs, but wow, yum yum. the pasta was so good too. i stuffed myself too much i didnt get a chance to try out anything else except a slice of the dick cake. (that was good too). tonight for dinner im eating a salad wrap to balance out the pigging out of that food last night.
Rob, my daughter asked me the same thing, if I would pay for it if it works. Thanks again! I think because my daughter's teeth are relatively new and fresh, she might not need to use it after she uses up what you gave her. Her teeth were beautifully white before her braces. Plus I read online that it's not enough fluoride and she will use her regular toothpaste one time a day and the supersmile stuff just at night. But because you smoke, you might need to keep using it to keep your pearly whites.
And no snaps, didn't tell the mrs about a lesbo playing with my nips at a bar, cause we got in a stupid fight about laundry when I got home and it wasn't really the time to be like oh by the way...
also when i got that supersmile stuff i treated myself and bought myself a fancy electric toothbrush so im wondering if that had just as much to do with helping than the paste did!? i cant say enough about electric toothbrushes, they are at least 10x better. (i didnt buy the sonicare one or anything tho i would LOVE one of those) but just the oral b one and it was 20 bux, but only came with one head. i thought i found spare heads in my apartment that would go on that one so it would be a good deal, no dice. and then that duane read doesnt even have the spare heads for the one i bought grrrrr. next year with my tax refund im going to buy the sonicare system or something similar... it's like under 100 bux for the regular version and i think i saw one for a bit more. i dont know, if it's worth it. i used one ONCE (it was someone elses. gross i know, but i wanted to try it out and they said sure..) and it was cool but it was more like it vibrated slightly and not spin like the spin brushes, i think the spin brushes are better and they are cheaper... they use AA batters versus the soniccare which you plug in and has a rechargeable batter (honestly that is gross having a toothbrush plugged into the bathroom wall socket tho...) i dont know. ive become so anal retentive about teeth issues lately. i wanted to buy Glide floss cuz it feels SO good but i couldnt justify the price, so i bought regular mint waxed duane read brand. i think for a lot of tooth related issues, it's more about the execution of the tools than the products themselves. obviously some things make it easier, but it comes at a cost, and if youre lazy when you brush your teeth it's better to get the more expensive stuff, but you have to weigh out the costs and benefits... thinks are marketed heavily toward lazy people these days, or people with no extra time (i dont have that no extra time thing so im very cost conscious)... duane reade even had a sale on the Tide Pods today... i dont know, is it better than having a pour bottle? i suck when it comes to detergent. i usually get the cheap ass detergent at the store, the big giant jugs (i dont trust the ones that say that you only have to use a drop and cost a gazillion dollars for a pint size bottle, bitch please, those marketers KNOW most people have it ingrained in their brain to dump a cup full into the washer). lazy moonfaces always leave their expensive detergent out anyway so i dump 1/2 mine in and just a few drops of theirs in my laundry. they'll never notice and what kind of idiot leaves their laundry detergent in the laundry room unattended anyway!?
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Rob, my daughter asked me the same thing, if I would pay for it if it works. Thanks again! I think because my daughter's teeth are relatively new and fresh, she might not need to use it after she uses up what you gave her. Her teeth were beautifully white before her braces. Plus I read online that it's not enough fluoride and she will use her regular toothpaste one time a day and the supersmile stuff just at night. But because you smoke, you might need to keep using it to keep your pearly whites.
yeah. that's what i thought too. red wine, coffee, cigs... ehhh... not so good for toofuses colours! those are surface stains, i have no clue if braces after removed what kind of color issues are involved with that. but if anything, it's still worth having around i guess. now if only they made some good lung-whintener!
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And no snaps, didn't tell the mrs about a lesbo playing with my nips at a bar
not touching the topic of that with a ten foot pole, but i WILL say, THANK you for call your wife "the mrs." instead of the barf-worthy internet jargon of calling her Mrs-Lech or DW (that stands for darling wife). i BARF BARF BARF whenever i read forums these days and i keep seeing DH all the time and i think DH the poster here, but really it stands for "Darling Husband" :-/ DW = darling wife. DD = darling daughter, DS = darling son. who the FUCK uses the word DARLING!? and they are always saying darling when in fact there is nothing in fact darling about the annoying people they share DNA with, it's almos passive-aggressive at times i notice, but then others use it lovingly. wtf? it's why i hate seeing things like the c-pups, bh, etc etc etc stop that shit already! learn how to communicate! use your works! this is the internet, not your 200 dollar a session therapist!
about to take Duke out. you know, my DOG! not Rob-Dog, not R-Dog, not R-pitbull... DUKE! my DOG! that little shithead, cranky, money trap of a canine that has NOTHING darling about him!
"DW = darling wife. DD = darling daughter, DS = darling son. who the FUCK uses the word DARLING!? and they are always saying darling when in fact there is nothing in fact darling about the annoying people they share DNA with"
Reminded me of this karaoke classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg
Maybe I just have karaoke on the brain after seeing the vids of you all last nite.
She was the woman bringing all the food in and out, but she's brunette, not blonde. The blonde woman is her niece, who was helping her. I'm certain you've met Linda before, *rob*.
(i need a pair of the Chenbot's white lady glasses)!!!! that's GOTTA be the only way she can tell the white chicks apart on big brother in the first week. wtf? it takes me two months to start telling them apart!!!! loan me those glasses white lady glasses, Julie!!!
If you wait until Key Food has a sale on Tide, you're better off. Get the liquid, not the pods. It should cost $5.00 for a hundred ounces (& multiples thereof.) Use only half the recommended amount. My niece worked as brand manager on Tide & told me that. Also that you can tear Dawn sheets into thirds & they'll be effective.
There's a Sonicare set-up that goes for about $40 at CostCo. You can get a little cap for it to protect against poo-mist.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL my soap was out an open in my dish in the bathroom and my roommate's boyfriend said "it smells like Barcelona in here" i was like omg, it has to be either my newports (?!) or the soap. it was the soap. he said it in the bathroom and i have had my soap airing out in my dish before i use it. (you dont just open soap up without letting it air out..)
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There's a Sonicare set-up that goes for about $40 at CostCo. You can get a little cap for it to protect against poo-mist.
thanks for the tips about the tide. those caps on toothbrushes tho... eh.. i dont know. they are not totally seal proof and they might make germs and bacteria multiply with those caps (i had one on this toothbrush, i was like oh hells no when id go to brush my teeth in the morning and see the inside of the cap all steamy :-/ ) i dont know what that steam is, i KNOW it's part poo mist, but at the same time if poo mist IS in there, which most likely it is cuz it's not totally air proof anyway, it's multiplying and festering. i just dry my tooth brush and we always have the window open in the bathroom. people who live in bathrooms with no windows tho, oof. that's fucked up narsty! i dont care how much you think that HVAC system in your new condos be protecting your toothbrushes and body against recirculated poo-mist, it's not happening! you need a window in a bathroom, anything other than that is just terrible and that's all on you. you have to take into account that not only is poomist in that SMALL room, but people are washing their genitals in that same room and who knows what order people wash, how they deal with towels, etc. better safe than sorry. i think toothbrushes, dried and sanitized is better than keeping your toothbrush head covered up in a piece of plastic that has openings. no way, no how, i will NOT get any more dental work that i have to pay for if i dont have to.
they SAY sugar causes cavities, yeah okay that is true, but i wouldnt be shocked if it's just filthy toothbrushes and ignorance that really causes the problems.
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I hate that picture of myself eating the cake. I don't know what I was doing there, butit looks gross.
i saw that go down too, literally. you ate one of the balls from the dick of that cake. and then you let someone take a picture of you doing it! i mean yeah DUH you were enjoying it and getting your picture taken and all, but one really has to be chary of how they will look in the final outcome.
If you leave a tooth overnight in a glass of sugar water it'll be pitted by morning.
Some of the brush caps have infra-red light or smething to sterilize them. I believe in living on the edge & don't bother about mists.
dont you also have a mouth worth hundreds of thousands of dollars tho!?!?! that's not living on the edge! tho you did live in england for some time, no? that's probably where your dental problems started. anyway, g'nite. about to make dinner and watch some tv.
You're a great singer! Your big smile adds to your performance.
It was a really nice party. Thanks, DIBS.
(Yes, I know I'm mixing movies, so STFU.)
I want to thank you all, especially Snappy & Cobble, for the book. it was an amazing gesture; one of those things that I'll always keep. i don't know how you did it and I don't know how much time you spent on it but it is amazing.
I still haven't opened some of the other presents.
*rob*
No undergrads have gone missing yet.
Really fun party, everyone OUT DID themselves! I loved seeing you all in living color!
The Plusettes, Biffy, jessi and Ardenia were fantastic! And yes, the Bus Stop number is still in my head, too!
Congratulations again, and thank you, Dave!
ALL THE CREDIT for the book goes to Snaps, I was just moral support. Ok, maybe not even all that moral really—I told her it was a great idea and drank with her while she made it! But I 100% agree with you that it turned out beautifully!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/thefts-tide-laundry-detergent-rise-cost-retailers-3-53-billion-2010-article-1.1039203
And, Puma, THAT version of Mrs. Robinson was all but playing in slow motion. WTF?
Ha, that Mrs. Robinson CD was very messed up - sounded liked it was being played on a tuba.
Talk about high maintenance!
rob's contribution to the book was a scream.
I was completely thrown off by the version and the weird lyrics. Btw, I'm never doing that again! : P
It was BEYOND perfect! Awesome, rob, really! : )
I didn't do a damn thing except show up. HE did all the work.
Raunch hour this early? Today?
Seriously -- thanks dibs, for the party and best wishes for your retirement.
The book was amazing, snappy! Did you actually speak to the what or just email?
Lots of fun singing with jb and great to see everyone! The key to karaoke is song selection (and, of course, alcohol). I am starting to work up the nerve to go solo, though I'm always happy to sing with jb and with my old singing partner etson.
[Someone needs to remind me that there's alcohol in vodka and sodas, and whoever keeps slamming my skull with a sledghammer can knock it off, now, ok?]
Cobble, have you not learned by now that it's futile to say "no" and "never" to me??? Eventually I wear people down with my persistence. (STFU DELEPP!!!)
I don't know, but you and dibs both seemed quite obsessed with his nipples last night.
Oh, and kudos for another amazing organizing job with the party. Great fun and it was great to see everyone (well, almost everyone -- Noki????)
I almost had a heart attack watching Adam! I had NO idea he was such a BIG HAM! Absolutely hysterical!
She baked the cock (Dahmeresque if you ask me). She and bxgrl decorated the cock (and their ample experience shows). Snappy foraged for cake glitter and other supplies. And Slopey, Biff and I worked on slogans with Arkady, with Biff's slogan the winner, "The Best Is Yet To Cum".
Ummmm, nice try, Slopey. But (a) you were drooling over jackal in his spandex superhero suit; and (2) Snappy was obsessed with his nipples, and I called her out on it, not me.
LOL! Ok, but we have to work on our song selections, and then I have to learn to actually sing! ; )
And Adam's Purple Rain was hilarious!!
Oh? I was sure you were going to tell us you'd met him and remembered him fondly! ; )
You mean you didn't recognize it? Are you asking arkady or are you telling us how you plan to spend your extra time in retirement?
Amzi was sick and Noki's husband was sick so they couldn't make it.
blayze (whom we haven't met) and tiptoe (whom we met once) didn't make it.
Kens and Denton blew us off.
H? NH?
What is this, vulcan mind meld day on the OT?
Biff did suggest I go home and get Max so that jessi could throw him over her shoulder as she sang!!
"I was Miss Desmond's first husband."
Yeah, and what's worse is that you are introducing them to all my friends BEFORE you introduce them to ME! Harumph!
You might think they are your friends....
I see. So this is confirmed by your 'fact checking' in the phone booth, hmmm? ; )
The CREDIT FOR THE BOOK goes 99.99% to SNAPS! She did an amazing job!
I was a mere observer, encourager and boozing partner! I contributed 0.01%! ; )
Meanie.
It was nice seeing everyone having such a good time.
Please post some pics of the book and cake snappy and arkady,
I didn't get to see them.
Serves me right for being late.
Yes, and there is a nice layer of glitter on the pool table to prove it.
"That" happened after I left, the day she made it. I take no responsibility!
So true jester,
the OT parties have made for some memorable moments.
Thanks for a fantastic party, DIBS. Great food. I think I'm deaf now. Happy retirement!
the OT parties have made for some memorable moments"
Like people having their balls grabbed!!!!!
Snaps says she'll send a flickr link later, mopar, so that everyone can see it.
Naturally.
"Sydney's. Jungle Red,
Great videos, too!
Dave, lemme know if you want a cd of the photos and videos. (all others, if you want one, you can make a copy from his...i am retiring from book and cd making!)
Oh -and Arkady, the next time we do a cake. can we do the 3-d one that stands up?
1. Allergies are kicking my ass and throat was killing me
2. Work has been very stressful lately (Good stress, not bad stress but still stress).
Otherwise, I would have showed up.
Guilty as charged. : (
"Murder case closed after loner librarian left confession"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1177950/Murder-case-closed-39-years-Loner-librarian-left-confession-saying-strangled-mother-drunken-rage.html
52 hours till BH comes home, and that's not soon enough for me. 3 gauntlets to run before then.
"Hey, this is a surprise to see you here (Philly/Bucks) and am amazed you figured out how to get here. Now, what brings you here? Let me guess, you need me to do your taxes again?"
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All the best to Dave (no longer DIBS I guess. When he is in P'Town will he be DICC?!). Sure it will be a fun filled & action packed retirement.
Busy day today but may check in later...
I thought you were retiring from your job, not the blog! Get back here, loser! : P
:-P
I was one of the last three to leave Montero's, immediately after Biff and with Legion, who took me to see his car with the NRA decal on it!
And, I was the first to arrive here today. I posted the OT at 7:47; dave deigned to arrive on the scene until 8:02; and cobble didn't make an appearance until 9:32!
Watch and learn, junior.
Do you think you can wear shorts with those lowtop Ugg shoes? 'Cause I might get a pair.
B*tchy, b*tchy, b*tchy! Tsk, tsk, tsk! : P
I arrived 2nd to save you from being seen drinking alone at 5:50 in the afternoon! : P
I have to have my coffee before I can face you people! : P
You're just jealous that you didn't get to sleep in this morning! : P
Whom do you think I was referring to as the Ghost and Mrs. Muir in my 2:22 post, Moron???
On the positive side, I might be involved in a pretty fun logistics project. Have to figure out some logistics and warehousing stuff.
Snappy: the book was amazing - you're brilliant!
CGar: thanks for organizing the get-together!
Scot: hope the interview this morning went well. Here's the link to order a whole cajun fried turkey (sorry, no higher class creole fried turkey!) http://store.honeyham.com/whole-smoked-and-cajun-fried-turkeys-c3.aspx
We have like 70 fucking entities! I'm not even an accountant. I'll never figure this crap out :o/
( women get blamed for everything).
She was NOT interested in seeing a picture of the cake.
I suck at pool now though. Haven't really played since then.
Dave's cock was pretty well-endowed by a Sarah Lawrence grad.
Xing, xing, where the hell are you???????
guh-ross
some woman in the supermarket tonight gave me the stink eye when she saw me sniffing various bars of soap. i couldn't decide between three scents and kinds of soaps and i just kept sniffing them, i guess not realizing i was in her damn way. oh well. she could have just said pardon me or excuse me. no, she had to make a face and just stand there. part of me thinks MAYBE the wholefoods will be worth it when it opens up cuz it will keep those kinds of people (like that woman) out of Associated. she seemed liked the type of would totally switch to whole foods if it was closer.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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I read recently, 9/11 the last major event not to be documented by average citizens on their cell phones.
I read recently, 9/11 the last major event not to be documented by average citizens on their cell phones.
interesting. totally interesting. never thought about that. saw the top of one of the buildings burning of collapsing at work (or maybe it was just the smoke!?) from my building at work. no one thought to take out their phones and take pics or record it, but i guess there were no phones that recorded video back then. there had to have been phones with cameras on them no? honestly, at that time i didnt even own a cell phone, i was very late to the game for financial reasons. i kinda miss crazy shit going down and not looking around and EVERY single person is recording it. tho ill admit i do get a kick out of subway fights recorded on peoples phones and all the other crazy videos on world star hip hop.
hey, i dont recall anyone taking pics or recording anything during the blackout of 2003. that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun. gross, but fun. i had only had my dog for a few weeks at that point and it was like me and him were in some kind of post apocalyptic disaster movie.
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rob i sent it to your work email. its the only email i had for you.
when did you send it? i was there all day and was checking my email through-out work. was it from a different email address you sent it and maybe it went to spam? none of your other emails ever went to my spam.
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PLUSAs singing and smiling!
Spring around the corner!
All is well! G'night, folks.
*rob*
give me your normal email
pitbeagles@yahoo.com
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Nite Jester!
Rob, are you gonna tell me your email so I can send you a pass or not???
Why was everyone so focuse on my nipples last night?
cuz you walked into a bar full of already drunk people, dressed in a spandex outfit, with bigger torpedo nipples this side of the sahara. what did you expect people to notice first, your bald head!?
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cgar, if you are reading this, who made that food last night? honestly it was REALLY good and i almost never eat sausages and beef meatballs, but wow, yum yum. the pasta was so good too. i stuffed myself too much i didnt get a chance to try out anything else except a slice of the dick cake. (that was good too). tonight for dinner im eating a salad wrap to balance out the pigging out of that food last night.
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Rob, my daughter asked me the same thing, if I would pay for it if it works. Thanks again! I think because my daughter's teeth are relatively new and fresh, she might not need to use it after she uses up what you gave her. Her teeth were beautifully white before her braces. Plus I read online that it's not enough fluoride and she will use her regular toothpaste one time a day and the supersmile stuff just at night. But because you smoke, you might need to keep using it to keep your pearly whites.
yeah. that's what i thought too. red wine, coffee, cigs... ehhh... not so good for toofuses colours! those are surface stains, i have no clue if braces after removed what kind of color issues are involved with that. but if anything, it's still worth having around i guess. now if only they made some good lung-whintener!
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And no snaps, didn't tell the mrs about a lesbo playing with my nips at a bar
not touching the topic of that with a ten foot pole, but i WILL say, THANK you for call your wife "the mrs." instead of the barf-worthy internet jargon of calling her Mrs-Lech or DW (that stands for darling wife). i BARF BARF BARF whenever i read forums these days and i keep seeing DH all the time and i think DH the poster here, but really it stands for "Darling Husband" :-/ DW = darling wife. DD = darling daughter, DS = darling son. who the FUCK uses the word DARLING!? and they are always saying darling when in fact there is nothing in fact darling about the annoying people they share DNA with, it's almos passive-aggressive at times i notice, but then others use it lovingly. wtf? it's why i hate seeing things like the c-pups, bh, etc etc etc stop that shit already! learn how to communicate! use your works! this is the internet, not your 200 dollar a session therapist!
about to take Duke out. you know, my DOG! not Rob-Dog, not R-Dog, not R-pitbull... DUKE! my DOG! that little shithead, cranky, money trap of a canine that has NOTHING darling about him!
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Rob, my daughter asked me the same thing, if I would pay for it if it works.
oh lol, i would have been like um biotch NO! if you want more of it go fill out a job application at the Sunglass Hut in the Atlantic Center Mall!
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we got in a stupid fight about laundry when I got home and it wasn't really the time to be like oh by the way...
did snappy leave her sweater?
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quote:
*rob*, Linda Montero made all the food. I agree it was great.
was she the blonde woman who kept bringing stuff in and out? she rocked. and NONE of the food was moonfacey!!!! <3
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Reminded me of this karaoke classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAOVRkSCWmg
Maybe I just have karaoke on the brain after seeing the vids of you all last nite.
(And, no, I didn't miss and haven't forgotten your remark about shortening the legs on the Santa suit. Your day will come. When you least expect it.)
but she's brunette, not blonde. The blonde woman is her niece, who was helping her. I'm certain you've met Linda before
oh. so it was her. (sorry but white women ALL look the same to me. red, brown, or blonde hair). it's just how i was raised.
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Waiting to see what you come up with,
Ye Olde Pastie Brit
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I seconf that. I went up to her a couple of times to let her know that I thought it was great.
I hate that picture of myself eating the cake. I don't know what I was doing there, butit looks gross.
There's a Sonicare set-up that goes for about $40 at CostCo. You can get a little cap for it to protect against poo-mist.
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There's a Sonicare set-up that goes for about $40 at CostCo. You can get a little cap for it to protect against poo-mist.
thanks for the tips about the tide. those caps on toothbrushes tho... eh.. i dont know. they are not totally seal proof and they might make germs and bacteria multiply with those caps (i had one on this toothbrush, i was like oh hells no when id go to brush my teeth in the morning and see the inside of the cap all steamy :-/ ) i dont know what that steam is, i KNOW it's part poo mist, but at the same time if poo mist IS in there, which most likely it is cuz it's not totally air proof anyway, it's multiplying and festering. i just dry my tooth brush and we always have the window open in the bathroom. people who live in bathrooms with no windows tho, oof. that's fucked up narsty! i dont care how much you think that HVAC system in your new condos be protecting your toothbrushes and body against recirculated poo-mist, it's not happening! you need a window in a bathroom, anything other than that is just terrible and that's all on you. you have to take into account that not only is poomist in that SMALL room, but people are washing their genitals in that same room and who knows what order people wash, how they deal with towels, etc. better safe than sorry. i think toothbrushes, dried and sanitized is better than keeping your toothbrush head covered up in a piece of plastic that has openings. no way, no how, i will NOT get any more dental work that i have to pay for if i dont have to.
they SAY sugar causes cavities, yeah okay that is true, but i wouldnt be shocked if it's just filthy toothbrushes and ignorance that really causes the problems.
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I hate that picture of myself eating the cake. I don't know what I was doing there, butit looks gross.
i saw that go down too, literally. you ate one of the balls from the dick of that cake. and then you let someone take a picture of you doing it! i mean yeah DUH you were enjoying it and getting your picture taken and all, but one really has to be chary of how they will look in the final outcome.
duh
you got tricked by the cat ladies!
say CHEESE!
sorry, but i
Some of the brush caps have infra-red light or smething to sterilize them. I believe in living on the edge & don't bother about mists.
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